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Ascend @ascendemmy
22 Nov, 25
If you’re still worried about what people expect or think of you, you’re slowing down your own growth. Missing shots at life.
We all have different paths and timelines.
In the end, it’s you vs you. Focus on becoming the version of yourself you’re proud of. Most importantly Avoid judgy people they’ll shrink your confidence before you even start.
YOU DO YOU 😊…All that being said Don’t go out robbing people and doing Batman shit in the name of “YOU DO YOU” you’ll die. -Adios.
Ascend @ascendemmy
17 Nov, 25
I watched Kung Fu Panda 3 again today, and a single line resonated deeply. Mr. Ping, the goose, Po’s adoptive father, tells Mr. Li, Po’s biological father:
"Having you in Po's life doesn't mean less for me, it means more for Po"

Takeaway:Someone else's world growing does not mean yours is shrinking.
🙂we all can coexist
Ascend @ascendemmy
17 Oct, 25
Me: finally saves 50k
Life: “Perfect. Let’s break your phone.” 💀
Ascend @ascendemmy
17 Oct, 25
And besides, Did you have any other plans?
Ascend @ascendemmy
17 Sep, 25
Ascend @ascendemmy
17 Sep, 25
Ascend @ascendemmy
17 Sep, 25
Smh fishy is goin’ on. !!!
Tell me why in 2010 a month felt endless, but today…You blink and it’s a new month.
That doesn’t get you curious?!! 👀
Ascend @ascendemmy
17 Sep, 25
Me accepting an 3k job after investing Millions in my University Degree.
Ascend @ascendemmy
17 Jul, 25
First they take what you want, then what you need. Who are they?

Men

Women

Government

Thieves

13 people voted
Ascend @ascendemmy
17 Jun, 25
Taxes should be a subject in school.
We were ambushed as adults.
You earn 1M UGX, minus taxes= 700K.
Minus taxed rent, taxed transport, taxed food… and if you have a girlfriend 💀
You’re left with 15K, just enough for Netflix.
Now try explaining that to your cousins who think you’re rich.
Ascend @ascendemmy
17 May, 25
Ascend @ascendemmy
17 May, 25
I’m that introvert in the office who wears noise-cancelling earbuds… and still listens at 80% + volume. At this point, it’s not just noise isolation, I can’t see anyone.
Might get fired. Oooh menh!
Ascend @ascendemmy
17 May, 25
Even today, there are still people who believe or think or know that all doctors are men and all nurses are women.
This is just one of many deep-rooted misconceptions in our society.
So the question is: who’s to blame?
Ascend @ascendemmy
17 May, 25
What’s your perspective about Ai (Artificial Intelligence) ? 10 years from Now.
Ascend @ascendemmy
17 Apr, 25
Since 2015, I’ve said “shit“ so many times daily, I’m probably on some kind of government watchlist.
Ascend @ascendemmy
17 Apr, 25
20-30 years.
These are the years when a man changes into the man they’re gonna become for the rest of their lives. Be careful who you change into.
Ascend @ascendemmy
17 Apr, 25
Just to be clear:
🥹 = happy tears/tears of joy
🥺 = sad face
Big difference.
Someone can’t be dead and you’re 🥹.
Someone can’t betray you and you’re 🥹.
Every detail matters, mehn!
Ascend @ascendemmy
17 Mar, 25
The best we can hope for is to die in our sleep!😊😌😂I dint know which emoji to use, but you get the idea
Ascend @ascendemmy
17 Mar, 25
I’ve tested programming & Designing.
I highly recommend plumbing
Ascend @ascendemmy
17 Mar, 25
My workmate's phone ringtone🥲 used to be my alarm while I was schooling. Every time their phone Rings.
Eeeei! 😫Winter Trauma
Ascend @ascendemmy
17 Feb, 25
They say armies met on battlefields, fought, and that was that..
Now the infants and cats are fighting a war they never signed up for.
One minute you’re watching Tom & Jerry, next you’re running for your life. 😹🥲
Nix @hasfah
17 Feb, 25
Since today it's a valentines day, don't be too good for some one who can't even climb a hill for you
TechNick Agaba @technick4one
17 Feb, 25
Random thought: I think we don't truly have a grasp on what it truly means to "be in love". It is an abstract wish that several feelings are attached to. When you experience certain feelings as a result of interacting with a certain individual, you brand the idea as being in love, which is okay, I suppose, but I don't think there is a generally acceptable universal feeling that qualifies as "being in love". Everyone experiences it differently, an evolutionary force that pushes us towards the idea of reproduction. It first convinces you that you are "in love" and once you give in, it releases you and you get exposed to the realities of how abstract an idea "being in love" is! As you were!
Pinetworkafrica @pinetworkafrica
17 Feb, 25
Less than ONE WEEK until Open Network, which will launch 8:00AM UTC, 11:00AM EAT, 9:00AM WAT on February 20, 2025!
What kinds of apps and utilities are you excited to use? Let us know in the comments!
Ascend @ascendemmy
17 Feb, 25
Ascend @ascendemmy
17 Feb, 25
Rocs @roland
17 Feb, 25
😂😂😂💀💀
Ascend @ascendemmy
17 Feb, 25 (E)

Even the blind can

Easy peasy

Mmmh

Eeeei-Hard

44 people voted
Marie @marie
17 Feb, 25
If life sucks as much as the realists make it seem, why then do they despise those that have the ability to escape it by means of delusion?
Saidiforeman @chefsaidibronze
17 Feb, 25
When Cabondioxide becomes human science goes wrong 😀😀😀

Me let me tell you