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00:00 @iammgume

12 mins. ago

HR: Moi, what's something that keeps you up at night?

Moi: How did God name the angels in heaven using the alphabet that was invented later by humans on earth yet he (is rumoured to have) existed before time immemorial ?

00:00 @iammgume

19 mins. ago

HR: Moi, define "inner beauty"
Moi:

00:00 @iammgume

1 hr. ago

So you're there....
With That girlfriend of yours who is always asking for an emergency 50k (ASAP🤣)
And when you ask for an impromptu 5k from her, you have to first sign a headed requisition form, pass it to HR, wait for the official time delay (she calls it * maturity & processing time*😜), and sometimes there's usually a 51% chance that her safe is almost empty, or you've asked for it the moment she just "gave it out to Samuella"

And poor you, you're planning on proposing to her, bend the knee and act like a gentleman

And she saved Sam, your best friend as "Samuella💋"

And most of the times , you're usually seeing her text, talk, giggle with "Samuella"

And you're convinced that you'll have cute kids together, because she's got a lovely behind.

And, you stepped up for her son.

Brother, you're a legend and your imbecility deserves a tax holiday of it's own!

You threaten the existence of the Greek goddess of stupidity!

Stand proud for history will study abou

00:00 @iammgume

2 hours ago

The problem with today’s world is that everyone believes they have the right to express their opinion AND have others listen to it.

The correct statement of individual rights is that everyone has the right to an opinion, but crucially, that opinion can be roundly ignored and even made fun of, particularly if it is demonstrably nonsense!

00:00 @iammgume

16 Dec, 25

When the grim reaper says "Nice Job" to you, just know that you'll have beaten life!!

15 Dec, 25

15 Dec, 25

Don't trade what you know for what you don't know. "Thy word is truth", regardless of any apparent contradictions in the empirical realm of finite reasoning.

15 Dec, 25

Kindness is so rare, people mistake it as flirting

00:00 @iammgume

14 Dec, 25

When I get sober....!

DigitalAgendaForum @digitalagendaforum

14 Dec, 25

On what cashless society is all about.

Maria: For everything there's always a positive side and a negative side. It's up to you to weigh and choose what works for you. For me, beyond the convenience, that's all that's said about it besides other benefits. To me, cashless means limitation in a way that if we go totally cashless, we have no alternatives.

#DigitalAgenda

DigitalAgendaForum @digitalagendaforum

14 Dec, 25

Arthur: When you speak of identity, it describes what or who someone is. Everything about us, has some connotation with money. At the end of the day, your identity can be crafted to mean what your financial reach is. For example, if you needed a passport today, you can decide whether to get one today or a week later, depending on your finances.

#DigitalAgenda

DigitalAgendaForum @digitalagendaforum

14 Dec, 25

Maria: Whereas money is a big defining factor of your life, there are certain aspects about us that transcend money. The money is temporal and so, if our identity is tied to it, then once it disappears, then our identity goes with it.

#DigitalAgenda

DigitalAgendaForum @digitalagendaforum

14 Dec, 25

Maria: There are other things about us that can be our identity. These are unique to us. Money for instance is part of a transactional system that we don't have much control over. Therefore we cannot anchor our identity to it.

#DigitalAgenda

DigitalAgendaForum @digitalagendaforum

14 Dec, 25

Arthur: Imagine me having all my money on my phone but I cannot transact. That's the foreseeable danger of having no alternatives other than a digitalized system for transactions.

Maria: The other risk perhaps is the digital trail you leave behind when you transact. This data can be used for surveillance and you have no privacy. Everything you buy can be traced back to your digital wallet where they know what you bought, where you bought it and how much you spent. It also leads to digital profiling.

Arthur: Human beings are largely social. We try to incline to a certain format or know and within those traits we define patterns. The digital agenda tries to paint colour to these patterns. For example if I like to eat a particular food at a particular place, that's my pattern. These agendas are tracing these patterns to create a digital profile. Data doesn't lie. You may deny it but these can be seen because there's proof.

#DigitalAgenda

13 Dec, 25

Cynthia A @cynthia

13 Dec, 25

I think I'm gonna say yes to all my crazy ideas and see where they take me. Everyone hold tight!!✊

13 Dec, 25 (E)

Rocs:We stand here today and wonder how we've reached this far, because nothing about our journey was gentle. The world might have seen us with light shining on us already, but before their eyes found us,we were like seeds trying to break through concrete, reaching out for the sun, and you can imagine how hard that was. And people look at us now and see a people doing somehow okay, but only the drum. The drum only knows the pain its skin carried, before the world danced to its sound. but before there are very many things we lost along the way that you don't see, the people, the dreams, the innocence itself, the very many versions of ourselves that didn't survive the journey. To us, we tried almost every bit of the hustle, to reach where we are right now. And only those that were there at the right moment with us, can testify to this.

00:00 @iammgume

13 Dec, 25

HR: Moi, why are you so sad, there's so much happiness in the world!
Moi: I don't know, HR.
Why do you have asthma?
There's so much air in this world!

TUSHABOMWE CEASER @ceaser1

13 Dec, 25 (E)

I once cried but never ever Will it ever happen again.

12 Dec, 25

Time's forever frozen STILL. 🤍

12 Dec, 25 (E)

I used to dream of this moment.
I rehearsed it every day,
In the quiet places of my heart,
Even on days when I felt like it may never come.

But along the way, I learned that marriage, to you,
Is a tunnel with no light, not even at the end.
A maze you walk in,
Searching for an exit that never seems to come.
A road you walk only because life says you must.

And now I am standing here,
In what should have been the most beautiful moment of my life,
Knowing that the home we hoped to build,
the family we dreamed to bear,
Is a storm you still have no shelter from.

I can't be the reason you dwell in a place you have forever despised, till death does us apart.

You don’t have to do this. #PoetryNights #RunawayBride

Saidiforeman @chefsaidibronze

11 Dec, 25

Good afternoon fam😃

TUSHABOMWE CEASER @ceaser1

11 Dec, 25

My mother raised me as a soft hearted but once you step on my limits you gonna get my Father's attitude.

11 Dec, 25

11 Dec, 25

Another man's watch won't tell your time, stay focused on your own journey.

00:00 @iammgume

11 Dec, 25

HR: Moi, do you have any festive season message to everyone out there?
Moi: Oui, I do!
HR: I'm listening....
Moi: Please, don't drink and drive during the festivities. You're more valuable to your family alive than 6ft under
HR: That's spectacular! Bravo, Moi, Bravo!
Moi: *blushing* Oh thank you! And secondly...
HR: Yes...
Moi: Let the little ones have their shot at believing in Santa! You believed in your ex 15 times this year, for crying out loud.

00:00 @iammgume

11 Dec, 25

You see how you no longer ( want to ) talk to me... That's the real you
I'm glad the excitement finally got to wear off.

11 Dec, 25

Who thought it was a good idea to propose a whole marriage, something life altering, that actually calls for serious discussions, by surprise in front of 1,000 strangers at a mall?

10 Dec, 25

So, at what point did those math problems we used to answer with “impossible” suddenly become possible? Who made that decision?
No one even consulted me to check if it was now possible for me or not.

00:00 @iammgume

09 Dec, 25

HR: do you have any experience with ladies?
Moi: Yep, I've been in a few relationships, myself.
HR: Not bad! Are you still in any?
Moi: Not at all.
HR: what happened in your last one?
Moi: Back in 2020, I had this lady who, cooked all my food without spices and salt, to make me think I had COVID 19, so I wouldn't go anywhere!

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