TO ARMWRESTLE THE MIGHTY HANDS OF THE CLOCK.

Born as annoying as a blood-thirsty mosquito at midnight.
Yet as cute as a new born kitten.
A paradox from birth for my young mother,
She to this day has no clue how both of us got here.
And yet I cannot trade her for any other.

My eyes allowed to see a blink of this eternal hamster wheel,
Yet my ego is bigger than eternity itself
My ego encourages me to think that I have seen it all.
And say, I, who has lived for 120 years, knows everything about this eternal existence.

Now let me speak.

Yes, I speak from the depths of authority
I have seen it all.
I know nothing is smart enough to create all of this.
And if there was one thing, then it is too dumb that it should hide itself, from the questions I am yet to ask it.

Yes, I speak from the heights of knowledge.
Infact, I know every question that has ever been asked.
And I know every answer to that question.
And there's no other beyond what I know.
By occasional error i deduce what is true and certainly know that no one but me put it there.

Yes, I speak from the ends of time.
That which was before me or that which will come after me, doesn't matter. For I am here.
I, who thought of what shape my foot should take, what color my hair should be, what size my life transmitters should be and which two peasants had the honor of calling me their son.
I, born of a womb but belonging to none, shall not stop till my wisdom is complete.

Yes, there's no error in my judgement.
For there's no depth, nor height nor expanse that I cannot reach.
Who cares if I am vulnerable as a slave's new born son or that I have been treated like a prince from the day I set foot on this earth.

Everything I pursue is for a reason, and trust me I know every reason and it is not interesting enough for me to share my throne.

Yes, all my intentions are pure.
I, who crafted them, have stripped them of all vanity.
I am not like these blind ants chasing wealth, chasing love, chasing a miracle, can't they see that the creator is a fairy tale.
Why are they so stupid to realise that a 5,000 year old book isn't going to answer their problems.
I, know more than the average author of that myth.
I can write even 20 commandments, they stooped at 10, lol.
The wisest man only spoke 3,000 proverbs, my wisdom can produce 10,000.
Address me by the right salutation, for the sake of your own peace.

Yes, me, I am the centre of the universe.
Unless one presents evidence to me that one is encroaching on my property, then I am He who made it all, by the assistance of randomness.

My strength is like no other, I could carry all the planets and stars on my finger tips but I made gravity because I am wiser than I am strong.
My speed is like no other, I could be anywhere at anytime, but I made light to ease my transport, because I am smarter than I am strong.
My attention to detail is like no other, I could write the instructions of how every system under my heavens should run, but I made the laws of physics to do that for me.

I tell everyone how intelligent I am but they seem to scorne, I wonder why. But who cares about a peasants opinion.
They want simple answers like a saviour, lol. So I shall smite them with my wisdom and use theories of men I created to counter their deeply shallow excuses for incompetence.
"In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth." What a joke.
Do they know that I spoke the big bang into being?
Now we are all here, and no one is grateful.
I should have listened to my mother before she bore me.