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St. Mgume @iammgume
20 Mar, 26
St. Mgume @iammgume
16 Sep, 26
The human body has roughly 206 bones, and I still managed to miss every single one of them.

But somehow, I managed to break your heart.

Honey, I'm sorry I broke your heart. I didn't know better.

But give me one more chance, and I might do better this time.

As it turns out, sulphuric acid is considerably cheaper than I had originally anticipated.

I really should've thought more linearly about this one.
St. Mgume @iammgume
06 Sep, 26
Head over heels in love.
St. Mgume @iammgume
27 Aug, 26
Are you sure you know WHY you're doing what you're doing?
St. Mgume @iammgume
20 Aug, 26
What is love?
St. Mgume @iammgume
20 Aug, 26
Melancholia.
St. Mgume @iammgume
20 Aug, 26
A huge mistake it is, to theorize before one has the data. Inevitably, one begins to twist facts to fit theories, instead of theories to fit the facts.
St. Mgume @iammgume
20 Jul, 26
Remember, there are no stupid questions... Just stupid people!
St. Mgume @iammgume
20 Jul, 26
Anyone considered the "Or Should I ask Satan" option?
St. Mgume @iammgume
20 Jul, 26
Everyone's gonna hurt you. Just find those worth suffering for.
St. Mgume @iammgume
20 Jul, 26
If you have a problem, that means it can be solved. If it cannot be solved then it is not a problem. It is a reality to be accepted (and lived with).

~Gustavo Fring.( Breaking Bad Universe)
St. Mgume @iammgume
20 Jul, 26
You hide opportunities but share prayer links..... Ice ya!
St. Mgume @iammgume
20 Jul, 26
The way condolences accumulate faster (actually "exponentially" is the most appropriate word to use here) than the hospital bill contributions still lives rent free in my head.
St. Mgume @iammgume
20 Jul, 26
Continue going for SOW because they're mature, understanding and have their own money.

You'll come back and tell us why you've never seen anyone sane enough buy the day's newspaper in the evening.
St. Mgume @iammgume
20 Jul, 26
Lemme get this straight...

You sent her 40k UGX for transport and she failed to turn up at your (landlord's) rental.

Then, your mind tells you that "Actually the transport is around 30k"

Now, because you want to collect back your money from her, you want to spend 30k on transport, to go and reclaim your 40k....

(You think you're saving 10k on transport)

Only for you to realise that she blew it all away!

and now you'll need an extra 30k to get you back home.

I must admit....
I've seen bigger idiots but your case is within the 1% of the 1% .

You see how Captain America is a super soldier... YOU AEE SUPER STUPID!
St. Mgume @iammgume
20 Jul, 26
Bride price is some freaky business... You literally give them cows and what do they get you... 1 snake!
St. Mgume @iammgume
20 Jul, 26
Absence makes the heart grow finder and presence makes it grow indifferent.
St. Mgume @iammgume
20 Jun, 26
Some people are somewhere starving and you're doing your third cook-a-thon because the first two records were broken...
I see you!
St. Mgume @iammgume
20 Jun, 26
COMFORT!
St. Mgume @iammgume
20 Jun, 26
Discipline is a small price to pay for your dream.
St. Mgume @iammgume
20 Jun, 26
St. Mgume @iammgume
20 Jun, 26
Growing up, younger women often told us how we were "not their level".
They were partying with older men, getting into clubs for free, sitting in VIP sections, having no jobs but wearing expensive clothes, hair and the latest phones, with their bills being paid.

They had so many older men they could call for money and gifts, and we saw cars coming to pick these women up at universities every Friday night. They called us broke for not having a car and money at 22 years old even thought they themselves didn't have (a) car(s).

Meanwhile, we hustled and focused on making money. We finally made it in our late 30's, and now you want us to go date a woman who is 40 because she is “mature”? How? Multiple dicks? Penile mileage? "Abortionst"? High body counts?

Let's go enjoy what you enjoyed at a young age. What happened to those men you were partying with? Why didn’t they marry you?

Who the x*ck wants a retired bed to bed midfielder, just because she is a baddie?
St. Mgume @iammgume
20 Jun, 26
I NEED a friend with benefits. And not sexually! The streets are already littered. I am talking about access, nepotism, privilege and everything first class.

That's my prayer to the universe.
St. Mgume @iammgume
20 Jun, 26
Delilah!
That was her name.
St. Mgume @iammgume
20 Jun, 26
The SUBSCRIPTION economy!
I'm about to relocate to the country side.
St. Mgume @iammgume
20 Jun, 26
🎶 When you love someone...🎶
You mind your goddamn business!
St. Mgume @iammgume
20 Jun, 26
St. Mgume @iammgume
20 Jun, 26
Me: Bro, I have made my first real cash as a programmer.
Him: Congratulations, what was the project?
Me: I sold my laptop.
St. Mgume @iammgume
20 Jun, 26 (E)
NEVER have I:

heard a woman excuse her female friend’s rudeness because she was on her period.

heard a woman overlook another woman’s bad attitude because she was pregnant or dealing with postpartum struggles.

seen a female boss allow an employee to mistreat customers because she was hormonal or in a bad mood.

AND yet when it comes to men, we’re often expected to tolerate, absorb, and understand these same behaviors without question.

Women rarely extend that same patience to each other, but they expect men to play the role of emotional punching bags.

This shows that much of it is deliberate. If someone can control their behavior with their friends, their boss, or their customers, then suddenly lose control only with you, it means they choose where to draw the line.

Yet they have the audacity to call a “man child “ emotionally unintelligent” men tolerate so much from women.

So, sit your arse down, think about it and leave her pronto (if you must)!
St. Mgume @iammgume
20 Jun, 26
You mourning the death of your pet and yet you have 3 records of abortion on your conscience is one of the most baffling things I've witnessed in my life.
St. Mgume @iammgume
20 Jun, 26
The ones that you're calling "my people".

Are they staying with you because they genuinely want to be in your life or are they doing it for the fear of the guilt that'll hit them for leaving you, after all the good things you've done for them?