St. Mgume

St. Mgume

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Life, Huh?

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30 Mar, 26

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Whoever feeds you has the capacity of controlling you.

St. Mgume @iammgume

27 May, 26

Pattern recognition is (one of the) the greatest form(s) of intelligence.

St. Mgume @iammgume

27 May, 26

I guess we've all got to take face our dark side, soon or later. The problem is that if you stare at it for long enough, it can get hard to tell the two sides apart.

St. Mgume @iammgume

27 May, 26

Feminism will try to convince you that menopause is just a myth; but trust me, you'll learn ; either from the mistakes of others or from your own, when you'll be fattening the bull (sorry, heifer) on the market day!

Godspeed, either way.

St. Mgume @iammgume

26 May, 26

Make. Wish. Go!

St. Mgume @iammgume

26 May, 26

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25 May, 26

During introductios:
"Meet my (lovely) wife and our beautiful children"
"My dear wife and our two beautiful kids"

Yo! Who's responsible for the people I get to meet in town who are not that aesthetically pleasant to me eye?

Or is the beauty during introductions normally on the inside?

Am I missing something here?

St. Mgume @iammgume

25 May, 26

Alright ladies, what's with the wigs?
Someone help me fathom the wigs obsession.

St. Mgume @iammgume

24 May, 26

Yes, gorgeous! You're not the pioneer aboard the "MEN ARE TRASH" ship.
That vessel has been miserably meandering at sea since your greatest grand parents were coupling!

St. Mgume @iammgume

23 May, 26

The whole world's gone crazy; I'm just catching up

St. Mgume @iammgume

21 May, 26

How do you make the gods laugh?
Make a plan!

St. Mgume @iammgume

21 May, 26

Why do the notes (and orders) have to be DICTATED?

St. Mgume @iammgume

21 May, 26

Agree with me or don't buy given a choice between democracy and the other thing, I'd choose the latter in a heartbeat.

St. Mgume @iammgume

21 May, 26

Billy Butcher!
That's the name!
That's the FX...Ng name!!!!
Dude sure grew a pair

St. Mgume @iammgume

21 May, 26

Why are we here?

St. Mgume @iammgume

21 May, 26

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19 May, 26

Welcome to DOUBLE STANDARDS 101 where actions ain't the problem but It's all about the persons involved.

St. Mgume @iammgume

17 May, 26

You people that have hobbies.... How do you do it?
Personally, I can't spend an hour minus thinking about either a serial killer, a mass murderer or how monogamy is a social construct.

Was I born too late to the extent that you people had scrambled and partitioned all of the hobbies available?

St. Mgume @iammgume

17 May, 26

Feels good to be back home, sweet DopaNite!

St. Mgume @iammgume

10 May, 26

If you touch fire, don't complain about the burns. If you date chaos, don't podcast about peace.

St. Mgume @iammgume

10 May, 26

All that glitters is my babe.

St. Mgume @iammgume

09 May, 26

Listen to your heart.

St. Mgume @iammgume

08 May, 26

At the end of the day, the day comes to an end.

St. Mgume @iammgume

07 May, 26

The devil (didn't and couldn't have) made me do it.

St. Mgume @iammgume

06 May, 26

We learn from history that we do not learn from history.

St. Mgume @iammgume

05 May, 26

Apparently, me hard earned money is your love language.
You've got 'em BALLS.

St. Mgume @iammgume

05 May, 26

What if ice is water going through a hard time?

St. Mgume @iammgume

04 May, 26

Them: Nothing is permanent.
HIV:

St. Mgume @iammgume

03 May, 26

Time's the only currency that never forgives waste.
Spend it with caution.

St. Mgume @iammgume

02 May, 26

Every man has a price he will willingly accept, even for what he hoped never to sell.