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St. Mgume @iammgume
15 Mar, 26
St. Mgume @iammgume
13 Jul, 26
Continue going for SOW because they're mature, understanding and have their own money.

You'll come back and tell us why you've never seen anyone sane enough buy the day's newspaper in the evening.
St. Mgume @iammgume
13 Jul, 26
Lemme get this straight...

You sent her 40k UGX for transport and she failed to turn up at your (landlord's) rental.

Then, your mind tells you that "Actually the transport is around 30k"

Now, because you want to collect back your money from her, you want to spend 30k on transport, to go and reclaim your 40k....

(You think you're saving 10k on transport)

Only for you to realise that she blew it all away!

and now you'll need an extra 30k to get you back home.

I must admit....
I've seen bigger idiots but your case is within the 1% of the 1% .

You see how Captain America is a super soldier... YOU AEE SUPER STUPID!
St. Mgume @iammgume
10 Jul, 26
Bride price is some freaky business... You literally give them cows and what do they get you... 1 snake!
St. Mgume @iammgume
08 Jul, 26
Absence makes the heart grow finder and presence makes it grow indifferent.
St. Mgume @iammgume
07 Jul, 26
Some people are somewhere starving and you're doing your third cook-a-thon because the first two records were broken...
I see you!
St. Mgume @iammgume
06 Jul, 26
COMFORT!
St. Mgume @iammgume
05 Jul, 26
Discipline is a small price to pay for your dream.
St. Mgume @iammgume
05 Jul, 26
St. Mgume @iammgume
04 Jul, 26
Growing up, younger women often told us how we were "not their level".
They were partying with older men, getting into clubs for free, sitting in VIP sections, having no jobs but wearing expensive clothes, hair and the latest phones, with their bills being paid.

They had so many older men they could call for money and gifts, and we saw cars coming to pick these women up at universities every Friday night. They called us broke for not having a car and money at 22 years old even thought they themselves didn't have (a) car(s).

Meanwhile, we hustled and focused on making money. We finally made it in our late 30's, and now you want us to go date a woman who is 40 because she is “mature”? How? Multiple dicks? Penile mileage? "Abortionst"? High body counts?

Let's go enjoy what you enjoyed at a young age. What happened to those men you were partying with? Why didn’t they marry you?

Who the x*ck wants a retired bed to bed midfielder, just because she is a baddie?
St. Mgume @iammgume
03 Jul, 26
I NEED a friend with benefits. And not sexually! The streets are already littered. I am talking about access, nepotism, privilege and everything first class.

That's my prayer to the universe.
St. Mgume @iammgume
03 Jul, 26
Delilah!
That was her name.
St. Mgume @iammgume
03 Jul, 26
The SUBSCRIPTION economy!
I'm about to relocate to the country side.
St. Mgume @iammgume
03 Jul, 26
🎶 When you love someone...🎶
You mind your goddamn business!
St. Mgume @iammgume
03 Jul, 26
St. Mgume @iammgume
03 Jul, 26
Me: Bro, I have made my first real cash as a programmer.
Him: Congratulations, what was the project?
Me: I sold my laptop.
St. Mgume @iammgume
30 Jun, 26 (E)
NEVER have I:

heard a woman excuse her female friend’s rudeness because she was on her period.

heard a woman overlook another woman’s bad attitude because she was pregnant or dealing with postpartum struggles.

seen a female boss allow an employee to mistreat customers because she was hormonal or in a bad mood.

AND yet when it comes to men, we’re often expected to tolerate, absorb, and understand these same behaviors without question.

Women rarely extend that same patience to each other, but they expect men to play the role of emotional punching bags.

This shows that much of it is deliberate. If someone can control their behavior with their friends, their boss, or their customers, then suddenly lose control only with you, it means they choose where to draw the line.

Yet they have the audacity to call a “man child “ emotionally unintelligent” men tolerate so much from women.

So, sit your arse down, think about it and leave her pronto (if you must)!
St. Mgume @iammgume
29 Jun, 26
You mourning the death of your pet and yet you have 3 records of abortion on your conscience is one of the most baffling things I've witnessed in my life.
St. Mgume @iammgume
28 Jun, 26
The ones that you're calling "my people".

Are they staying with you because they genuinely want to be in your life or are they doing it for the fear of the guilt that'll hit them for leaving you, after all the good things you've done for them?
St. Mgume @iammgume
28 Jun, 26
Likes, shares, retweets, views.
We're xcked!
St. Mgume @iammgume
27 Jun, 26
Her: "Would you love me if I wasn't born?"
The Almighty: Gabriel!
Sound the xcking trumpet!
St. Mgume @iammgume
26 Jun, 26
Hunger is the best spice.
St. Mgume @iammgume
26 Jun, 26
You'll be shocked (to the bone), when you hear about the number of people, who have a lot of faith in the systems that didn't even participate in the creation of!
St. Mgume @iammgume
23 Jun, 26
The irony!
St. Mgume @iammgume
23 Jun, 26
The day you marry a bad wife will be the day the devil will stop tormenting you as he'll have found a worthy opponent to step in his shoes, perfectly.
St. Mgume @iammgume
23 Jun, 26
Life, huh?
St. Mgume @iammgume
21 Jun, 26
The only home a man ever enters alone is his grave. Every other hole is shared.
St. Mgume @iammgume
21 Jun, 26
Gynaecologists giving you privacy to undress is the most ridiculous professional courtesy.
St. Mgume @iammgume
18 Jun, 26
Life's hard, but it's a lot harder when you're stupid.
St. Mgume @iammgume
18 Jun, 26
Your death is more guaranteed than your wedding.
So, instead of looking for your soulmate, how about you look for your soul, huh?
St. Mgume @iammgume
17 Jun, 26
You're trying to tell me that I have one life, and I'm supposed to spend most of it convincing strangers that I'm a good person....
You've got balls!