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21 Jul, 25
What hurts is the fact that we might not be part of the future that we're so desperately working for...!
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10 Feb, 26
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25 Jan, 26
*While playing TRUTH OR DARE with your rich uncle's family members*
Them: TRUTH OR DARE?
ME: DARE:
Them: We dare you to get a real job.
Me:
00:00 @iammgume
21 Jan, 26
Moral of the story....
Turn gxy before it's too late😎
00:00 @iammgume
21 Jan, 26
You're there busy hustling like a single father of 6 who's owing a mil and a half to 3 loan sharks and 2 mil to a cartel and you realise that you're gen Z....
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21 Jan, 26
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21 Dec, 25
You're there just minding your own business, trying to consolidate all your problems in one basket and then BOOM!
You realise that your tier comes before the first one....
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21 Dec, 25
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21 Dec, 25
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21 Dec, 25
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21 Dec, 25
Tags @mwesigwa and @Ogellan and runs away.....
Comes back to tag @ascendemmy
00:00 @iammgume
21 Dec, 25
Man: I want a woman who's submissive, soft spoken, family oriented & loves cooking

Woman: You just want a maid. Misogynist

*Man goes ahead to sleep with the maid*

Woman:
00:00 @iammgume
21 Dec, 25
Ladies and gentlemen, the festivities are upon us!
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21 Dec, 25
HR: Moi, define "inner beauty"
Moi:
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21 Nov, 25
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21 Nov, 25
Those who shy away from addressing the elephant in the room are doomed to carry the weight of it.
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21 Nov, 25
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21 Nov, 25
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21 Nov, 25 (E)
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21 Oct, 25
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21 Oct, 25
I'm not even that pale!
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21 Oct, 25
They're gonna be signs
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21 Oct, 25
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21 Oct, 25
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21 Oct, 25
FYI, this is how concentrated milk is made!
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21 Sep, 25