St. Mgume

St. Mgume

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Life, Huh?

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01 Apr, 26

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2 hours ago

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29 Apr, 26

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27 Apr, 26

Dude's sure the other person is gonna fail to pay.
Dear universe, if only that kind of certainty located me!

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20 Apr, 26

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18 Apr, 26

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17 Apr, 26

You had to be there!

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16 Apr, 26

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16 Apr, 26

All the days of my miserable life,

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14 Apr, 26

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01 Apr, 26

Did I forget to mention how Muslims are very good people....

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01 Mar, 26

What makes a grown man wanna cry... Tears of joy!!!!

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01 Mar, 26 (E)

Ladies and gentlemen....
Welcome to GUILT TRIPPIN' 101.

St. Mgume @iammgume

01 Mar, 26

Hello there, @mwesigwa

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01 Feb, 26

Hey @ascendemmy ....

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01 Feb, 26

*While playing TRUTH OR DARE with your rich uncle's family members*
Them: TRUTH OR DARE?
ME: DARE:
Them: We dare you to get a real job.
Me:

St. Mgume @iammgume

01 Feb, 26

Moral of the story....
Turn gxy before it's too late😎

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01 Jan, 26

You're there busy hustling like a single father of 6 who's owing a mil and a half to 3 loan sharks and 2 mil to a cartel and you realise that you're gen Z....

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01 Jan, 26

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01 Jan, 26

You're there just minding your own business, trying to consolidate all your problems in one basket and then BOOM!
You realise that your tier comes before the first one....

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01 Jan, 26

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01 Jan, 26

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01 Jan, 26

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01 Jan, 26

Tags @mwesigwa and @Ogellan and runs away.....
Comes back to tag @ascendemmy

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01 Jan, 26

Man: I want a woman who's submissive, soft spoken, family oriented & loves cooking

Woman: You just want a maid. Misogynist

*Man goes ahead to sleep with the maid*

Woman:

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01 Jan, 26

Ladies and gentlemen, the festivities are upon us!

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01 Dec, 25

HR: Moi, define "inner beauty"
Moi:

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01 Dec, 25

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01 Dec, 25

Those who shy away from addressing the elephant in the room are doomed to carry the weight of it.

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01 Dec, 25

Tags @ascendemmy

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01 Dec, 25