Eric Mwesigwa

Eric Mwesigwa

39 Posts 61 Followers 44 Following

Eric Mwesigwa @mwesigwa

12 Feb, 26

They be like:
"Free WiFi"
And it's capped at 100 MBs😐

Eric Mwesigwa @mwesigwa

09 Feb, 26

As a single person, why are you wearing earphones when walking in public?

Eric Mwesigwa @mwesigwa

29 Jan, 26

Don't rely on an already delayed train to reach the time it has been said to delay.
I made this up, and there are definitely many ways to interpret it. 💀😭

Eric Mwesigwa @mwesigwa

22 Jan, 26

I might be fine but everyday I walk around with the knowledge that Google does not have Gmail support. So when you lose access to your account, it's actually permanent loss💀

Eric Mwesigwa @mwesigwa

21 Jan, 26

"When you fumble hard but to fumble means you once had possession of the ball"

Eric Mwesigwa @mwesigwa

21 Dec, 25

"Another year over, and a new one's just began"

Eric Mwesigwa @mwesigwa

21 Jul, 25

"If you don't have it, you can never give it.
I can't blame you for how you're living"
-Lumineers

Eric Mwesigwa @mwesigwa

21 Jul, 25

Non tech savvy people should have access to the highest performing and most reliable devices because they don't have the patience or knowledge to have the grace to know what to do or why their electronic devices are not doing what they hope they should do.
#opinion

Eric Mwesigwa @mwesigwa

21 Jun, 25

"Democracy only works for an educated population"
Prof James O Young
University of Victoria

Eric Mwesigwa @mwesigwa

21 May, 25

Lived in a constant state of knowing what the time (AOD) is that now I can't live without knowing what the time is.

Eric Mwesigwa @mwesigwa

21 May, 25

They asked what was on my mind, anyways,
I read grapes as gra-pes. 2 times before it clicked 💀🥲

Eric Mwesigwa @mwesigwa

21 May, 25

As we strive to find the meaning in life, let us not forget to live.

Eric Mwesigwa @mwesigwa

21 May, 25

If they don't ask for your pardon, they heard you the first time, let it go!

Eric Mwesigwa @mwesigwa

21 May, 25

How is it even a choice if the other option is self destruction?

Eric Mwesigwa @mwesigwa

21 May, 25

I might seem fine but deep down I refrain from eye contact when someone accidentally steps on or bumps me so that I can avoid interaction in their attempt to apologise😭💀😂

Eric Mwesigwa @mwesigwa

21 May, 25

"A week of neglect can cost you a year of repair"

Eric Mwesigwa @mwesigwa

21 Apr, 25

A reminder that your spouse is your immediate family and not your parents or children. They are lawfully the first in line to choose whether you live or die when you lose the ability to, choose them wisely🙂

Eric Mwesigwa @mwesigwa

21 Apr, 25

One "big" achievement in your earlier years that gets catastrophically celebrated and you're living in your own shadow (means trying to live up to whatever is casting a shadow over you). Best walk away from said shadow lest you feel like a fraud.

Eric Mwesigwa @mwesigwa

21 Apr, 25

First bone to prick or choke me and I'm done with that fish🙂‍↔️

Eric Mwesigwa @mwesigwa

21 Apr, 25

How lucky are we to exist as a species you wonder? The chances are 1 in 400 trillion, excluding the chances of a life permitting universe since it's number is so big we can't fathom it. ( you and me, the other smart guys can😭💀)
"In short, your existence is so unlikely it's almost mathematically impossible "
ChatGPT
From being the right sperm charging into the right ovum, out of a few million of them and all other factors I've chosen to leave out, only for you to not to have your crap(could have used a better word) together 😐.
We didn't come this far only to stop here

Eric Mwesigwa @mwesigwa

1 yr. ago

Remember when the hardest part of the day was having to memorise the definition of diffusion, in all it's 4 lines glory and then they dropped the capillary attraction bomb on you in the same week?

Eric Mwesigwa @mwesigwa

1 yr. ago

I've read so many rejection emails I had practically forgotten what an acceptance email looked like 😭💀

Eric Mwesigwa @mwesigwa

1 yr. ago

Imagine having to explain the difference between resilience and perseverance to someone who learnt English as an adult. 😭💀

Eric Mwesigwa @mwesigwa

1 yr. ago

What you won't do, someone else will.

Eric Mwesigwa @mwesigwa

1 yr. ago

I have just seen a PostBus! That company is still running?

Eric Mwesigwa @mwesigwa

1 yr. ago

For you when you look at people you you only see what you want to see. Such entitlement, eh 😭💀😂🙏🏾

Eric Mwesigwa @mwesigwa

1 yr. ago

My bank knows how much I have to pay for water, a telecom company how much a rider for his monthly payment deposits but somehow Internal Affairs still doesn't know my date of birth after I have provided my NIN🥲

Eric Mwesigwa @mwesigwa

1 yr. ago

I may look fine but I write something on the list that I forgot to write but did or bought just so I can get the satisfaction of crossing it out 💀😭🙏🏾😂

Eric Mwesigwa @mwesigwa

1 yr. ago

"Society full of sinners judging sinners for sinning differently"

Eric Mwesigwa @mwesigwa

1 yr. ago

Why wouldn't an employer be mad because someone got a better paying offer? Isn't this against every fibre capitalism was built for?