Eric Mwesigwa

Eric Mwesigwa

49 Posts 61 Followers 44 Following

Ascend @ascendemmy

27 May, 26

Just to make sure you ain’t gonna steal their office chair and disappear

24 May, 26

The universe doesn't have a moral compass

St. Mgume @iammgume

21 May, 26

Why are we here?

St. Mgume @iammgume

21 May, 26

How do you make the gods laugh?
Make a plan!

St. Mgume @iammgume

04 May, 26

Them: Nothing is permanent.
HIV:

06 May, 26

At what stage does the storm get over?

St. Mgume @iammgume

06 May, 26

We learn from history that we do not learn from history.

St. Mgume @iammgume

03 Apr, 26

I've come to realise that I might've rushed to buy a wallet!

St. Mgume @iammgume

03 Apr, 26

The pain of wanting to quit but you remember that you don't like and know how to dig.

And to make matters worse, you don't have where to dig!

St. Mgume @iammgume

03 Apr, 26

You had to be there!

St. Mgume @iammgume

03 Apr, 26

St. Mgume @iammgume

03 Apr, 26

And Einstein was called "coo-coo" when he said that time was relative!
Guess you'd have bailed him out, had you existed during his time!

03 Apr, 26

Well I still have 6 years to go

St. Mgume @iammgume

03 Apr, 26

I put my soul on LinkedIn… got endorsed for “professional despair".

St. Mgume @iammgume

03 Apr, 26

Death called… I didn’t pick up. It left a voicemail: “See you soon".

03 Apr, 26

The art of thinking. it is all gone. I mean gone gone.

St. Mgume @iammgume

03 Apr, 26

Talk about being as useful as a waterproof teabag!

03 Apr, 26

Me getting shot at for nothing. 🙌

03 Apr, 26

Keeping quiet doesn’t always mean the ones arguing are fools and you’re wise. Sometimes you’re just too stupid to understand the topic of argument or have anything relevant to say.
😂😂

03 Apr, 26

St. Mgume @iammgume

03 Mar, 26

Her: You're so handsome
Me: Thanks!
Her: I'd love to meet you one day.
Me: Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your personal saviour?
Her: Yes!
Me: Then we shall meet.
Her: When and where?
Me: In heaven!

St. Mgume @iammgume

03 Mar, 26 (E)

Ladies and gentlemen....
Welcome to GUILT TRIPPIN' 101.

St. Mgume @iammgume

03 Mar, 26

I just learned that one has to pay to join a running club.....
What are you gonna do if I just start running behind you guys, huh?

03 Mar, 26

St. Mgume @iammgume

03 Mar, 26

Get that tattoo and have that nose pierced!
Your family's already disappointed in you, anyway!

St. Mgume @iammgume

03 Mar, 26

What makes a grown man wanna cry... Tears of joy!!!!

St. Mgume @iammgume

03 Mar, 26

Hello there, @mwesigwa

Ascend @ascendemmy

03 Mar, 26

Spoken like a true Ceaser 😂

St. Mgume @iammgume

03 Mar, 26

For starters, the god of compounding....

St. Mgume @iammgume

03 Mar, 26

Does anyone know where I can get my cult registered?