Eric Mwesigwa

Eric Mwesigwa

51 Posts 62 Followers 44 Following

Ascend @ascendemmy

29 Jun, 26

The fact that I get this.
I need help 😂.
Hello @mwesigwa

Ascend @ascendemmy

22 May, 26

Just to make sure you ain’t gonna steal their office chair and disappear

22 May, 26

The universe doesn't have a moral compass

St. Mgume @iammgume

22 May, 26

Why are we here?

St. Mgume @iammgume

22 May, 26

How do you make the gods laugh?
Make a plan!

St. Mgume @iammgume

22 Apr, 26

Them: Nothing is permanent.
HIV:

22 Apr, 26

At what stage does the storm get over?

St. Mgume @iammgume

22 Apr, 26

We learn from history that we do not learn from history.

St. Mgume @iammgume

22 Apr, 26

I've come to realise that I might've rushed to buy a wallet!

St. Mgume @iammgume

22 Apr, 26

The pain of wanting to quit but you remember that you don't like and know how to dig.

And to make matters worse, you don't have where to dig!

St. Mgume @iammgume

22 Apr, 26

You had to be there!

St. Mgume @iammgume

22 Apr, 26

St. Mgume @iammgume

22 Apr, 26

And Einstein was called "coo-coo" when he said that time was relative!
Guess you'd have bailed him out, had you existed during his time!

22 Apr, 26

Well I still have 6 years to go

St. Mgume @iammgume

22 Mar, 26

I put my soul on LinkedIn… got endorsed for “professional despair".

St. Mgume @iammgume

22 Mar, 26

Death called… I didn’t pick up. It left a voicemail: “See you soon".

22 Mar, 26

The art of thinking. it is all gone. I mean gone gone.

St. Mgume @iammgume

22 Mar, 26

Talk about being as useful as a waterproof teabag!

22 Mar, 26

Me getting shot at for nothing. 🙌

22 Mar, 26

Keeping quiet doesn’t always mean the ones arguing are fools and you’re wise. Sometimes you’re just too stupid to understand the topic of argument or have anything relevant to say.
😂😂

22 Mar, 26

St. Mgume @iammgume

22 Mar, 26

Her: You're so handsome
Me: Thanks!
Her: I'd love to meet you one day.
Me: Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your personal saviour?
Her: Yes!
Me: Then we shall meet.
Her: When and where?
Me: In heaven!

St. Mgume @iammgume

22 Mar, 26 (E)

Ladies and gentlemen....
Welcome to GUILT TRIPPIN' 101.

St. Mgume @iammgume

22 Mar, 26

I just learned that one has to pay to join a running club.....
What are you gonna do if I just start running behind you guys, huh?

22 Mar, 26

St. Mgume @iammgume

22 Mar, 26

Get that tattoo and have that nose pierced!
Your family's already disappointed in you, anyway!

St. Mgume @iammgume

22 Mar, 26

What makes a grown man wanna cry... Tears of joy!!!!

St. Mgume @iammgume

22 Mar, 26

Hello there, @mwesigwa

Ascend @ascendemmy

22 Mar, 26

Spoken like a true Ceaser 😂

St. Mgume @iammgume

22 Feb, 26

For starters, the god of compounding....