Eric Mwesigwa

Eric Mwesigwa

47 Posts 61 Followers 44 Following

St. Mgume @iammgume

13 Apr, 26

And Einstein was called "coo-coo" when he said that time was relative!
Guess you'd have bailed him out, had you existed during his time!

12 Apr, 26

Well I still have 6 years to go

St. Mgume @iammgume

02 Apr, 26

I put my soul on LinkedIn… got endorsed for “professional despair".

St. Mgume @iammgume

02 Apr, 26

Death called… I didn’t pick up. It left a voicemail: “See you soon".

01 Apr, 26

The art of thinking. it is all gone. I mean gone gone.

St. Mgume @iammgume

01 Apr, 26

Talk about being as useful as a waterproof teabag!

31 Mar, 26

Me getting shot at for nothing. 🙌

22 Mar, 26

Keeping quiet doesn’t always mean the ones arguing are fools and you’re wise. Sometimes you’re just too stupid to understand the topic of argument or have anything relevant to say.
😂😂

21 Mar, 26

St. Mgume @iammgume

17 Mar, 26

Her: You're so handsome
Me: Thanks!
Her: I'd love to meet you one day.
Me: Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your personal saviour?
Her: Yes!
Me: Then we shall meet.
Her: When and where?
Me: In heaven!

St. Mgume @iammgume

17 Mar, 26 (E)

Ladies and gentlemen....
Welcome to GUILT TRIPPIN' 101.

St. Mgume @iammgume

17 Mar, 26

I just learned that one has to pay to join a running club.....
What are you gonna do if I just start running behind you guys, huh?

17 Mar, 26

St. Mgume @iammgume

17 Mar, 26

Get that tattoo and have that nose pierced!
Your family's already disappointed in you, anyway!

St. Mgume @iammgume

17 Mar, 26

What makes a grown man wanna cry... Tears of joy!!!!

St. Mgume @iammgume

17 Mar, 26

Hello there, @mwesigwa

Ascend @ascendemmy

17 Mar, 26

Spoken like a true Ceaser 😂

St. Mgume @iammgume

17 Mar, 26

For starters, the god of compounding....

St. Mgume @iammgume

17 Mar, 26

Does anyone know where I can get my cult registered?

Ascend @ascendemmy

17 Mar, 26

What’s the point of picking sides.
Pointing fingers, at each other. !?
When we can both live differently?

17 Feb, 26

My husband will beat me

Ascend @ascendemmy

17 Feb, 26

You guys even feel sadness?

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17 Feb, 26

There are some people who denied us chances; some even blocked opportunities against us. Perhaps, in their eyes, our existence was never worth consideration. They saw potential in us and instead called it a threat. Imagine someone else’s humble progress becoming another person’s fear when simply becoming better off offends others.
But it’s okay; the page will turn. A time will come when they’ll realize they lost good, genuine people in us by denying us that access. Life will make them meet that truth one day: that some people are never blocked; they are redirected. You may change the direction of another person’s journey, but you’ll never block their destiny. You can delay it, but you can never deny it, because what God has appointed for greatness is beyond the hand of man. And one day, the version of us they once called a nobody will rise a lesson of that revelation.

17 Feb, 26

St. Mgume @iammgume

17 Feb, 26

Knowing someone and knowing about someone are two completely different things

17 Feb, 26

My phone has been that way for so long when I remove DND I start to feel overwhelmed. 😂

17 Feb, 26

The world is full of noise; social media, screens and trends. Communion interrupts that noise and redirects us to where our life should be anchored. It reminds us that we are no longer defined by family patterns, personal history, or circumstances, but are bound to this supernatural covenant.
https://nilepost.co.ug/opi...

17 Dec, 25

Kindness is so rare, people mistake it as flirting

Ascend @ascendemmy

17 Feb, 26

😹😹this!!
I wld break my keyboard into two.
I wldnt break the whole set up. Just the keyboard

17 Feb, 26

Beggars with a choice.