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St. Mgume @iammgume
01 Apr, 26
St. Mgume @iammgume
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St. Mgume @iammgume
30 Apr, 26 (E)
To fully address a problem, we must at least get to address the root cause; say, for instance we're to address the rampant divorce rates; we need to first get the root cause of the rampant marriages,because without marriages, there'll be no divorces.
Now, why TF are y'all getting married in the first place, huh?
St. Mgume @iammgume
29 Apr, 26
If you only knew how quickly we'd forget you once you died...
You wouldn't be living life trying to please us!
St. Mgume @iammgume
29 Apr, 26
How's this for a deal, dear God;
Lend me 5 billion and if I don't pay back, we'll hold the devil responsible!
St. Mgume @iammgume
29 Apr, 26
Beware!
St. Mgume @iammgume
29 Apr, 26
About my love life?
Are you sure you want to go down that rabbit hole?
Aren't you in for a treat!
Well, just of recent, all the traditional healers refunded my money.
St. Mgume @iammgume
29 Apr, 26
You lie about your life to look cool, while I do so to keep it private.
We both lie; but for totally different reasons.
St. Mgume @iammgume
28 Apr, 26
A man who's in love is a dangerous man; especially to himself.
St. Mgume @iammgume
28 Apr, 26
He who drinks beer and tells the truth is better than he who takes anointing oil and lies
St. Mgume @iammgume
27 Apr, 26
St. Mgume @iammgume
27 Apr, 26
Dude's sure the other person is gonna fail to pay.
Dear universe, if only that kind of certainty located me!
St. Mgume @iammgume
25 Apr, 26
Summer bae
St. Mgume @iammgume
24 Apr, 26
Love, no matter how wicked it might be, is a great luxury to have.
St. Mgume @iammgume
20 Apr, 26
Touché!
St. Mgume @iammgume
20 Apr, 26
If he doesn't give you money, CHUCK HIM and find yourself a job.
St. Mgume @iammgume
20 Apr, 26
You see how broke I am and not bothering anybody....
Now, if it's your turn to be broke, please behave.
St. Mgume @iammgume
20 Apr, 26
"You're up so early"
Bold of you to assume that I slept at all!
St. Mgume @iammgume
18 Apr, 26
St. Mgume @iammgume
17 Apr, 26
You had to be there!
St. Mgume @iammgume
17 Apr, 26
Another day tonremind you that as much as I would want to wish you a quick recovery, its on HIV where i draw the line.
St. Mgume @iammgume
17 Apr, 26
The pain of wanting to quit but you remember that you don't like and know how to dig.

And to make matters worse, you don't have where to dig!
St. Mgume @iammgume
16 Apr, 26
Mwezi huu!
St. Mgume @iammgume
16 Apr, 26
All the days of my miserable life,
St. Mgume @iammgume
16 Apr, 26
I've come to realise that I might've rushed to buy a wallet!
St. Mgume @iammgume
16 Apr, 26
Currently, I'd love to cry, bit my schedule is so so sooo cluttered that I can't find the time to do so.
St. Mgume @iammgume
14 Apr, 26
When you're dead, you actually don't know about it....
The pain is felt by others.

The same thing happens when you're stupid.
St. Mgume @iammgume
14 Apr, 26
Volunteers?
St. Mgume @iammgume
14 Apr, 26
"I was with him when he had nothing" is completely different from "I supported him when he had nothing".
Let's be guided, dearies!
St. Mgume @iammgume
14 Apr, 26
Apparently, "to the moon and back" is just ten days!
What do you mean you'll love me for 10 days?
C'mon!
St. Mgume @iammgume
14 Apr, 26
"Show me bad energy and game on! I'll return it to you tenfold...."
But it's on his transport money where you draw the line!
I feel ya, sista!