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00:00 @iammgume
10 Feb, 26
Memes @memes
10 Feb, 26
Moral of the story.
Be gay..don’t be straight.
Marie @marie
24 Jan, 26
I used to be so irritated by people who complained about the cost of everything. You pour one extra spoon of sugar and suddenly they start, “Do you know how much sugar costs these days?”

And I would be thinking, Will this spoon magically extend the sugar for another month? Calm down.

But then I told myself, Maybe when I grow up and start spending my own money, I will finally understand them. Maybe I will even complain more.

So I grew up. I now spend my own money and honestly, I still don’t get it.

It turns out it was never about budgeting. It’s just a habit. A mindset of scarcity. And yes, it still annoys me.

Yes, I run out of things and there are dry moments. But that doesn’t mean I will hold onto a drop of water like it is an ocean. I swallow the drop and hope for the best. 😂😂
Ogellan Jonah @ogellan
21 Dec, 25
It's all for fun.
Ogellan Jonah @ogellan
21 Dec, 25
In the movie, The Matrix", the matrix is accessed through a mind connection.

Does this mean the matrix is all about mind-control and not the physical system of the world?

Does it mean the only way to escape the matrix might be to liberate your mind?
Nix @hasfah
21 Dec, 25
No we just sleep dear.
Marie @marie
21 Dec, 25
Niceee
Marie @marie
21 Nov, 25
This Sunday, please take off some time and listen to us.
Ascend @ascendemmy
21 Nov, 25
If you’re still worried about what people expect or think of you, you’re slowing down your own growth. Missing shots at life.
We all have different paths and timelines.
In the end, it’s you vs you. Focus on becoming the version of yourself you’re proud of. Most importantly Avoid judgy people they’ll shrink your confidence before you even start.
YOU DO YOU 😊…All that being said Don’t go out robbing people and doing Batman shit in the name of “YOU DO YOU” you’ll die. -Adios.
Marie @marie
21 Nov, 25
Not every ancient thing is righteous and not every modern thing is evil.

Evil has been around since the days of Cain. Evil people grow old too and more righteous people are still being born.

Children of this generation...
Children of this generation, what?!
Meanwhile the men that are orchestrating all evil in the world are men from centuries ago. While you are seated here judging my dressing, there is some 88 year old man poisoning the food, the water, subbortaging the economy, trafficking young girls, poisoning people with drugs. This generation's children don't even have enough money to do so much evil. Y'all tripping.
The real demons are over there having it easy because they know this generation is their scape goat. 😂
Ascend @ascendemmy
21 Nov, 25
Yin yang.
We wldnt see the geniuses if there’s were no morons, and the reverse is true.
Ascend @ascendemmy
21 Nov, 25
Now that’s what I’m talking about!!
Until Doumanu-poverty gives up.
Ascend @ascendemmy
21 Oct, 25
The next update they’ll release will have no “You’re absolutely right” 😂 since y’all pointing it out.
Ascend @ascendemmy
21 Oct, 25
Bur they still said it’s you 😂
DopaNite @dopanite
21 Sep, 25
Are ya ready kids?🤗
More to expect for GEN V.102

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Many minor improvements like loading and increased platform stability.
Ascend @ascendemmy
21 Sep, 25
Smh fishy is goin’ on. !!!
Tell me why in 2010 a month felt endless, but today…You blink and it’s a new month.
That doesn’t get you curious?!! 👀
Marie @marie
21 Aug, 25
A flat earther was telling me about global warming and now they're angry because I asked, "which globe?"
TUSHABOMWE CEASER @ceaser1
21 Aug, 25
Yes
00:00 @iammgume
21 Aug, 25
Marie @marie
21 Aug, 25
00:00 @iammgume
21 Apr, 25
Memes @memes
21 Aug, 25
emere mụ gịnị? Oh
Ascend @ascendemmy
21 Aug, 25
You ask the landlord to up the rent.
Saidiforeman @chefsaidibronze
21 Jul, 25
Colleagues Money 💸will come ☄👊✊and when it comes, money doesn't entertain Noise 🗣🙅‍♂️
Marie @marie
21 Jul, 25
Eric Mwesigwa @mwesigwa
21 Jul, 25
Illegal in a few states or so
Marie @marie
21 Jul, 25 (E)
Pain in 4k😂🥲

Now they have to make new one; "Peter the Fisher of Men"
Marie @marie
21 Jul, 25
True. Everything has come to a point where you have to be extra creative to get to people. They have almost heard and seen everything and it isn't like you are doing anything new. It goes to humour too.
The same has also made us lack self awareness, we think we are as talented as everyone else because of the proximity we have with them via the Internet and when people can see it that we aren't, because it is obvious, we blame them for hate and not understanding us.
Ascend @ascendemmy
21 Jul, 25
Indeed it’s so cold in here.
Rocs @roland
21 Jul, 25
😂😂