The human body has roughly 206 bones, and I still managed to miss every single one of them.

But somehow, I managed to break your heart.

Honey, I'm sorry I broke your heart. I didn't know better.

But give me one more chance, and I might do better this time.

As it turns out, sulphuric acid is considerably cheaper than I had originally anticipated.

I really should've thought more linearly about this one.