HR: Moi, do you have any festive season message to everyone out there?
Moi: Oui, I do!
HR: I'm listening....
Moi: Please, don't drink and drive during the festivities. You're more valuable to your family alive than 6ft under
HR: That's spectacular! Bravo, Moi, Bravo!
Moi: *blushing* Oh thank you! And secondly...
HR: Yes...
Moi: Let the little ones have their shot at believing in Santa! You believed in your ex 15 times this year, for crying out loud.