So you're there....
With That girlfriend of yours who is always asking for an emergency 50k (ASAP🤣)
And when you ask for an impromptu 5k from her, you have to first sign a headed requisition form, pass it to HR, wait for the official time delay (she calls it * maturity & processing time*😜), and sometimes there's usually a 51% chance that her safe is almost empty, or you've asked for it the moment she just "gave it out to Samuella"

And poor you, you're planning on proposing to her, bend the knee and act like a gentleman

And she saved Sam, your best friend as "Samuella💋"

And most of the times , you're usually seeing her text, talk, giggle with "Samuella"

And you're convinced that you'll have cute kids together, because she's got a lovely behind.

And, you stepped up for her son.

Brother, you're a legend and your imbecility deserves a tax holiday of it's own!

You threaten the existence of the Greek goddess of stupidity!

Stand proud for history will study abou