HR: Moi, have you ever been in any support group?
Moi: Yes, "Bullies Anonymous!"
HR: Well, how would it go?
Moi: just the usual.... We used to start with an opening prayer
HR: Really?
Moi: Yep! And it would go like this.... "DEAR GOD, GRANT ME THE SERENITY TO ACCEPT THE NERDS I CANNOT BEAT AND TO BEAT THE NERDS I CANNOT ACCEPT, AND THE WISDOM TO ALWAYS KNOW THE DIFFERENCE!"