Honey, I hate to pop your bubble but someone had to do it. So here's the thing: You're not the main character and you never was! Shocking , right?
I know! Truly devastating news. Take a moment and let that sink in!

You see, outside of your parents, maybe your crush, nobody is watching you like that Diddy Netflix series. Everyone else is too busy getting back shots from life to notice your new haircut, that tiny acne breakout on your protruding forehead, that poorly applied mascara that doesn't match your skin colour or those leggings that you like to put on because they keep your left bum elevated and on the same level as your right one.

Truth is, people are far too consumed with their own chaos to audit yours.

So relax. Embarrass yourself. Wear the weird outfit. Listen to that ridiculous song on repeat and sing along with your hoarse voice. DM that crush of yours and when time comes, kick the bucket like you're your team's last hope at the world cup finals penalty shootout