Binty

Binty

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St. Mgume @iammgume

1 yr. ago

I guess we shall never know;
1. Who let the dogs out?
2. What does the fox say?
3. What is love?
4. Annie are you ok?

St. Mgume @iammgume

1 yr. ago

Doctors don't actually save lives, they just delay deaths..... So, they're the human life snooze buttons!

St. Mgume @iammgume

1 yr. ago

It's impossible to accuse someone of being judgemental without being judgemental......

St. Mgume @iammgume

1 yr. ago

If you have girl problems, I feel bad for you,son.
I've got 99 problems and a bxtch ain't one!

St. Mgume @iammgume

1 yr. ago

Avoid doing business with someone you're not comfortable sending to jail

St. Mgume @iammgume

1 yr. ago

God created me in his own image and you're telling me about how I am not your type......
The h03dacity!

St. Mgume @iammgume

1 yr. ago

Life, huh?
Someone says Charlie fxcked a goat, even if the goat denies it, he goes to the grave, "Charlie the goat fxckr!"
Damn!!!

St. Mgume @iammgume

1 yr. ago

If you're not paying for the product, you're the product.

St. Mgume @iammgume

1 yr. ago (E)

funny how someone's considered smart because they have 'big brains' and yet the brain is the most mundane thing that any human has. I mean, it doesn't have NO!

St. Mgume @iammgume

1 yr. ago

When you we can control meaning, you can control anyone

St. Mgume @iammgume

1 yr. ago

Dream big and send the bill to the gods!

St. Mgume @iammgume

1 yr. ago

When you're fighting a war, security lies in actual fighting, not fleeing

St. Mgume @iammgume

1 yr. ago

St. Mgume @iammgume

1 yr. ago

If its not on, then it's not safe!

St. Mgume @iammgume

1 yr. ago

What hurts is the fact that we might not be part of the future that we're so desperately working for...!

St. Mgume @iammgume

1 yr. ago

Shaking your bums vigorously (in public or otherwise) is completely parallel to dancing .

Gaston Tweheyo @tweheyo272

1 yr. ago

Good Afternoon African

Gaston Tweheyo @tweheyo272

1 yr. ago

Guys I have off, mumpe ku Tip Bambi 😂

St. Mgume @iammgume

1 yr. ago

If your body's the temple of God, who are you to limit the number of people entering?

St. Mgume @iammgume

1 yr. ago

Polite reminder:
Don't disappoint those who love and care about you to impress us ....
We don't know you and we definitely don't give no #ucks whatsoever

St. Mgume @iammgume

1 yr. ago

1 yr. ago

Psalms 17:8
[8]Keep me as the apple of the eye, hide me under the shadow of thy wings,

1 yr. ago

"Time waits for no man"

So, it waits for women. Yet we are still criticized for taking our time. 😂

St. Mgume @iammgume

1 yr. ago

Be self centered, it's literally your life!

St. Mgume @iammgume

1 yr. ago

If every time you're to come to pay me a visit, I MUST send you transport money....
Won't you set up a fundraiser to come to my burial?

St. Mgume @iammgume

1 yr. ago

Proud to say that I've never out a single drop of alcohol in my mouth... A litre, yes!!!!
But a drop..... Never!

St. Mgume @iammgume

1 yr. ago

If you're good at something... NEVER do it for free.
(The Joker)

1 yr. ago

1 yr. ago

The success of a relationship isn't measured by its longevity, but by how much of its intended purpose it serves.

Knowing the end goal of what we are engaging in helps us appreciate what we've gained out of it, recognise and easily accept when it is time to let go.

TUSHABOMWE CEASER @ceaser1

1 yr. ago

Longosa statement 😀😀😀😀