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St. Mgume @iammgume

03 Aug, 25

I guess we shall never know;
1. Who let the dogs out?
2. What does the fox say?
3. What is love?
4. Annie are you ok?

St. Mgume @iammgume

03 Aug, 25

Doctors don't actually save lives, they just delay deaths..... So, they're the human life snooze buttons!

St. Mgume @iammgume

03 Aug, 25

It's impossible to accuse someone of being judgemental without being judgemental......

St. Mgume @iammgume

03 Aug, 25

If you have girl problems, I feel bad for you,son.
I've got 99 problems and a bxtch ain't one!

St. Mgume @iammgume

03 Aug, 25

Avoid doing business with someone you're not comfortable sending to jail

St. Mgume @iammgume

03 Aug, 25

God created me in his own image and you're telling me about how I am not your type......
The h03dacity!

St. Mgume @iammgume

03 Aug, 25

Life, huh?
Someone says Charlie fxcked a goat, even if the goat denies it, he goes to the grave, "Charlie the goat fxckr!"
Damn!!!

St. Mgume @iammgume

03 Aug, 25

If you're not paying for the product, you're the product.

St. Mgume @iammgume

03 Aug, 25 (E)

funny how someone's considered smart because they have 'big brains' and yet the brain is the most mundane thing that any human has. I mean, it doesn't have NO!

St. Mgume @iammgume

03 Aug, 25

When you we can control meaning, you can control anyone

St. Mgume @iammgume

03 Aug, 25

Dream big and send the bill to the gods!

St. Mgume @iammgume

03 Aug, 25

When you're fighting a war, security lies in actual fighting, not fleeing

St. Mgume @iammgume

03 Aug, 25

St. Mgume @iammgume

03 Aug, 25

If its not on, then it's not safe!

St. Mgume @iammgume

03 Aug, 25

What hurts is the fact that we might not be part of the future that we're so desperately working for...!

St. Mgume @iammgume

03 Aug, 25

Shaking your bums vigorously (in public or otherwise) is completely parallel to dancing .

Gaston Tweheyo @tweheyo272

03 Aug, 25

Good Afternoon African

Gaston Tweheyo @tweheyo272

03 Aug, 25

Guys I have off, mumpe ku Tip Bambi 😂

St. Mgume @iammgume

03 Sep, 25

If your body's the temple of God, who are you to limit the number of people entering?

St. Mgume @iammgume

03 Sep, 25

Polite reminder:
Don't disappoint those who love and care about you to impress us ....
We don't know you and we definitely don't give no #ucks whatsoever

St. Mgume @iammgume

03 Sep, 25

03 Sep, 25

Psalms 17:8
[8]Keep me as the apple of the eye, hide me under the shadow of thy wings,

03 Sep, 25

"Time waits for no man"

So, it waits for women. Yet we are still criticized for taking our time. 😂

St. Mgume @iammgume

03 Sep, 25

Be self centered, it's literally your life!

St. Mgume @iammgume

03 Sep, 25

If every time you're to come to pay me a visit, I MUST send you transport money....
Won't you set up a fundraiser to come to my burial?

St. Mgume @iammgume

03 Sep, 25

Proud to say that I've never out a single drop of alcohol in my mouth... A litre, yes!!!!
But a drop..... Never!

St. Mgume @iammgume

03 Sep, 25

If you're good at something... NEVER do it for free.
(The Joker)

03 Sep, 25

03 Sep, 25

The success of a relationship isn't measured by its longevity, but by how much of its intended purpose it serves.

Knowing the end goal of what we are engaging in helps us appreciate what we've gained out of it, recognise and easily accept when it is time to let go.

TUSHABOMWE CEASER @ceaser1

03 Sep, 25

Longosa statement 😀😀😀😀