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Nix @hasfah
15 Apr, 26
Generational wealth starts with a good thief. Take it the way you want.
St. Mgume @iammgume
14 Apr, 26
"Show me bad energy and game on! I'll return it to you tenfold...."
But it's on his transport money where you draw the line!
I feel ya, sista!
St. Mgume @iammgume
14 Apr, 26
Apparently, "to the moon and back" is just ten days!
What do you mean you'll love me for 10 days?
C'mon!
St. Mgume @iammgume
14 Apr, 26
"I was with him when he had nothing" is completely different from "I supported him when he had nothing".
Let's be guided, dearies!
St. Mgume @iammgume
14 Apr, 26
Volunteers?
St. Mgume @iammgume
14 Apr, 26
When you're dead, you actually don't know about it....
The pain is felt by others.

The same thing happens when you're stupid.
St. Mgume @iammgume
13 Apr, 26
Loose lips sink ships
Nix @hasfah
12 Apr, 26
Just leave those women they will kill you. Dump her bro
St. Mgume @iammgume
09 Apr, 26
Society's brutal to men but to a certain extent, fair to the fairer sex
Ascend @ascendemmy
09 Apr, 26
What kind women do you live with ?😂
St. Mgume @iammgume
09 Apr, 26
Your parents gave you life (free of charge).
The rest that you're getting from them is a bonus.
Be grateful, for crying out loud!

[Lucky for you, abortion was "unheard of " those days and it was considered a "sacrilege" otherwise, your story would've been a different one (if you were to have one anyways)]
St. Mgume @iammgume
12 Apr, 26
The game might be brutal, but it is fair.
Marie @marie
06 Apr, 26
Marie @marie
06 Apr, 26
St. Mgume @iammgume
07 Apr, 26
Two days after Easter and some of us have already sinned again!!!
Damn!
St. Mgume @iammgume
07 Apr, 26
My wife's father-in-law owns about 100 cattle heads.
St. Mgume @iammgume
07 Apr, 26
Cutting me off because I don't have money is absolutely valid.
Don't settle for less!
St. Mgume @iammgume
07 Apr, 26
A generation that lives at their workplaces and visits their homes over the weekend and on public holidays.....
We're cooked! Nay! Scratch that!
We're ducked!!!
St. Mgume @iammgume
08 Apr, 26
Don't take it for granted; take it with gratitude!

I mean that dress that you think is cheap and you deserve something better entirely.
Trust me, he's sacrificed something for you to get that very dress.
The least you could say is a genuine THANK YOU!

Sincere gratitude goes a long way!
St. Mgume @iammgume
05 Apr, 26
I've decided to enter the tunnel with my own light ...
I am tired of someone messing around with the one at the end if the tunnel!
St. Mgume @iammgume
05 Apr, 26
I might need to do a little shuffling amongst my friends. I mean, I can't have constant conversations with people whom I usually ask, ‘what's the benefit of dating you?’ and their replies are all aligned with the reply, ‘at least nobody will ever see my picture and tell you, “as long as you are happy!"
St. Mgume @iammgume
05 Apr, 26
He's Rose,
He's raised,
He's rised,
He's risen
He's rice
Where's the rice, for crying out loud?
St. Mgume @iammgume
03 Apr, 26
How time flies.....!
New year's fireworks seemed like the day before yesterday and here we are, Maundy Thursday already!
Rocs @roland
02 Apr, 26
happy new month....

rent + utilities + Easter, in the same month ehh.....

may the best man win.
St. Mgume @iammgume
02 Apr, 26
Can I be free... Relax and take it easy....
We only get one life So live your life....
After all we're all doomed to find it and kick it!
No one gets out of this alive!
St. Mgume @iammgume
02 Apr, 26
The cemetery is so popular a place that most people are dying to get there.
That place must have grave appeal!

Sounds like business is really… booming underground.
St. Mgume @iammgume
02 Apr, 26
I tried to start a cemetery business… but people were just dying to get in before I was ready.
St. Mgume @iammgume
02 Apr, 26
I told my shadow a secret… it’s been following me ever since.
St. Mgume @iammgume
02 Apr, 26
I put my soul on LinkedIn… got endorsed for “professional despair".
St. Mgume @iammgume
02 Apr, 26
Death called… I didn’t pick up. It left a voicemail: “See you soon".