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Ascend @ascendemmy
17 Dec, 25
To our incredible community,

Wishing you a Holidays filled with connection, joy, and moments worth sharing. Thank you for making this platform what it is. your voices, creativity, and spirit are what we celebrate most.
Ascend @ascendemmy
17 Dec, 25 (E)
People coming together for prayer challenges, Bible challenges etc.The unity in prayer circles is undeniable. But if it can be summoned for spiritual challenges, it can be directed at poverty challenges. 10,000 UGX per week by thousands of people x 1 month = a community's new beginning-financial freedom, that’s a God answered prayer.The method works. The choice is what it’s used for.
Why is this hard to understand!!!!!
Ascend @ascendemmy
17 Nov, 25
Priority is key.
Regardless of how important the tasks are. Otherwise nothing will be accomplished
Ascend @ascendemmy
17 Oct, 25
Me: finally saves 50k
Life: “Perfect. Let’s break your phone.” 💀
Ascend @ascendemmy
17 Jun, 25
Taxes should be a subject in school.
We were ambushed as adults.
You earn 1M UGX, minus taxes= 700K.
Minus taxed rent, taxed transport, taxed food… and if you have a girlfriend 💀
You’re left with 15K, just enough for Netflix.
Now try explaining that to your cousins who think you’re rich.
John Ransom @john
17 Jul, 25
It's a good one, also has a lot of humour. Loved it
Ascend @ascendemmy
17 Sep, 25
And besides, Did you have any other plans?
Ascend @ascendemmy
17 May, 25
Ascend @ascendemmy
1 yr. ago
The best we can hope for is to die in our sleep!😊😌😂I dint know which emoji to use, but you get the idea
Ascend @ascendemmy
1 yr. ago
They say armies met on battlefields, fought, and that was that..
Now the infants and cats are fighting a war they never signed up for.
One minute you’re watching Tom & Jerry, next you’re running for your life. 😹🥲
Ascend @ascendemmy
1 yr. ago (E)

Even the blind can

Easy peasy

Mmmh

Eeeei-Hard

44 people voted
Eric Mwesigwa @mwesigwa
1 yr. ago
Definitely a good one. Imagine being belittled by results that will never affect your life in any way
Ascend @ascendemmy
1 yr. ago
Change is Inevitable. Parents have to face it, adjust to learn the results otherwise. Pheww!😂😂
Rocs @roland
1 yr. ago
You are not strategic enough with where to sit
Ascend @ascendemmy
1 yr. ago