Carter

Carter

27 Posts 12 Followers 27 Following

One day I was a cock of the walk, I am not yet a feather duster though

Ascend @ascendemmy

17 Nov, 25

Ascend @ascendemmy

17 Aug, 25

Like real guns? Or shooting birds?

Ascend @ascendemmy

17 Aug, 25

What’s in there? A butcher ?

17 Aug, 25

Share the secret

17 Aug, 25

17 Jul, 25

To a broken place

Ascend @ascendemmy

17 Jul, 25

The Super glue maker is back in business.

St. Mgume @iammgume

17 Jul, 25

https://bernaprincess.word...

Where do broken hearts go? – Princess of Word’om

In the wee hours of the night, 3:50 am to be exact, and I am immersing myself to the sonic landscape that is; where do broken hearts go by Whitney Houston- and for the longest time, I have asked myself this question- where do broken hearts go? So a back story- I met someone, simply…

https://bernaprincess.wordpress.com/2025/08/01/where-do-broken-hearts-go/

17 Jul, 25

@memes you ran out of memes?
I supply at a cost. 😌

St. Mgume @iammgume

17 Jul, 25

With all the cocaine in the entire wide world and somehow your nose is still in my fuckin' BUSINESS.....

St. Mgume @iammgume

17 Jun, 25

A woman who knows where the husband is all the time is a widow

Ascend @ascendemmy

17 Jun, 25

Taxes should be a subject in school.
We were ambushed as adults.
You earn 1M UGX, minus taxes= 700K.
Minus taxed rent, taxed transport, taxed food… and if you have a girlfriend 💀
You’re left with 15K, just enough for Netflix.
Now try explaining that to your cousins who think you’re rich.

St. Mgume @iammgume

17 Jun, 25

The only people that I don't fear are those that don't fear women

Eric Mwesigwa @mwesigwa

17 Jun, 25

How far have you fallen from grace 😂

17 Jun, 25

Time flows, Distance grows....

St. Mgume @iammgume

17 Jun, 25

Time flies like a robber in the night.

Carter @bwebale

17 Apr, 25

Quite confusing and mind-blowing how a young person can have 5 ex relationships. Eh 🙌

17 May, 25

Every man ought to speak out of the abundance of their heart, not mind.

17 May, 25

There are people that will go through the lengths, to resurrect a past that God has buried. Try to do it and see, try to go back to your ex and you will know why you left them. You will come back running just after the first day.
Prophet_elvis

Ascend @ascendemmy

17 May, 25

Even today, there are still people who believe or think or know that all doctors are men and all nurses are women.
This is just one of many deep-rooted misconceptions in our society.
So the question is: who’s to blame?

TUSHABOMWE CEASER @ceaser1

17 May, 25

Family. some times it shelters from the storm, sometimes it's the storm it's self.

St. Mgume @iammgume

17 Apr, 25

Ah sheet!
Here we go again!

WOMEN!!!!

17 Apr, 25

Send me his email😂

17 Apr, 25

I genuinely wanna be a girlfriend but not everyday😒

Eric Mwesigwa @mwesigwa

17 Apr, 25

How lucky are we to exist as a species you wonder? The chances are 1 in 400 trillion, excluding the chances of a life permitting universe since it's number is so big we can't fathom it. ( you and me, the other smart guys can😭💀)
"In short, your existence is so unlikely it's almost mathematically impossible "
ChatGPT
From being the right sperm charging into the right ovum, out of a few million of them and all other factors I've chosen to leave out, only for you to not to have your crap(could have used a better word) together 😐.
We didn't come this far only to stop here

St. Mgume @iammgume

17 Apr, 25

Ascend @ascendemmy

17 Apr, 25

Since 2015, I’ve said “shit“ so many times daily, I’m probably on some kind of government watchlist.

St. Mgume @iammgume

1 yr. ago

You're not in love, (never have been!)
You just love the way s/he releases the oxytocin in your body

1 yr. ago

1 yr. ago