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00:00 @iammgume
21 Feb, 25
HOPE is the reason a poor man went ahead and bought clothes that had pockets!
Ascend @ascendemmy
21 Feb, 25
They say armies met on battlefields, fought, and that was that..
Now the infants and cats are fighting a war they never signed up for.
One minute you’re watching Tom & Jerry, next you’re running for your life. 😹🥲
00:00 @iammgume
21 Feb, 25
Marie @marie
21 Feb, 25
Like why does URA so strict on the portal security. No one is going to come and pay my taxes secretly and even if they do, you're getting your money anyway. 😌
Eric Mwesigwa @mwesigwa
1 yr. ago
Imagine having to explain the difference between resilience and perseverance to someone who learnt English as an adult. 😭💀
Nix @hasfah
1 yr. ago
At the end of the day, it's you vs you against the world... so let's work for more two hours..😂😂😂😂
Nix @hasfah
1 yr. ago
Dopanite asks me what's on my mind, what if I tell it alot is on my mind.. what could it do?
Marie @marie
1 yr. ago
If you are around people who stigmatize your intelligence, whether subtly or overtly, you are around low quality people. Sure, they’ll come to respect you when you become successful, because regular people only see value through symbols. But you need better people around you.
Ascend @ascendemmy
1 yr. ago
😂😂😂If you take food & have kids. Does that mean your kids are the food’s kids too?
Marie @marie
1 yr. ago
They have your dna
Eric Mwesigwa @mwesigwa
1 yr. ago
Your blood is just food. I doubt you have kalo DNA in you
Nix @hasfah
1 yr. ago
Since today it's a valentines day, don't be too good for some one who can't even climb a hill for you
TechNick Agaba @technick4one
1 yr. ago
Dear DopaNite, you pinning a post on my timeline without allowing me to have a say about it is rather provoking in an unpleasant way.

I would appreciate a choice of what gets pinned on my timeline. Thank you.
Marie @marie
1 yr. ago
😂😂😂
Marie @marie
1 yr. ago
*mom calling..*
Me: Hello Mum
Mom: Do you take yoghurt?
Me: Yes, you want to send me some?
Mom: No. Just keep up, maybe you'll gain
some weight.

🤦🤦
Marie @marie
1 yr. ago
😂😂 stop typing and gift your partner with a Dopanite account. It is free but also has a wallet for when you get some dollars for their birthday. 😊
Eric Mwesigwa @mwesigwa
1 yr. ago
What you won't do, someone else will.
Rocs @roland
1 yr. ago
😅😅 I was asking on behalf of other people
Rocs @roland
1 yr. ago
Marie @marie
1 yr. ago
That is how it always goes. 😂
Rocs @roland
1 yr. ago
My uncle once told me to send him my CV to his mail and I forgot to send it. I saw the man 2 weeks later and he said he had forwarded it to some of his big friends 😂😂
Kasuse simon @kasusesimon
1 yr. ago
Exactly
Marie @marie
1 yr. ago
When you post, you jinx the relationship 😂
Ascend @ascendemmy
1 yr. ago
Marie @marie
1 yr. ago
😂😂😂
Make a movie. This is a good twist and a good campaign ad against nepotism
Ascend @ascendemmy
1 yr. ago
It’s risky for an entire extended family to rely on a single organization or business for their livelihood. This applies not only to NGOs but to businesses as well—a valuable lesson in sustainability and financial independence.
Marie @marie
1 yr. ago
😂😂😂
What if they don't
Luciana Alupo @luciana
1 yr. ago
The sun today is rather serious.Seated in a full taxi and you realize that everyone is sweating,I don't know if it is the nature of our taxis in Uganda to have permanently closed windows except for the conductors and the driver.#Sunday
Tricia Mercy @triciadolla
1 yr. ago
Some days I wake up feeling so humble 😁
Some days I wake up feeling so lovely 😍
Some days I wake up feeling off mood of talking to anyone 😂
Some days I wake up feeling so holy 😊
Some days I wake up feeling so childish 🤣
But there will be no day I wake up sad
For I write my own mood. I live for peace. I live for smiles 😁. I live for happiness
Marie @marie
1 yr. ago
If self-centeredness had a human face, it would be Tyler Perry 😂