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Ascend

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Awch, if that ain't truth

St. Mgume @iammgume

27 Apr, 26

Dude's sure the other person is gonna fail to pay.
Dear universe, if only that kind of certainty located me!

St. Mgume @iammgume

28 Apr, 26

A man who's in love is a dangerous man; especially to himself.

St. Mgume @iammgume

28 Apr, 26

He who drinks beer and tells the truth is better than he who takes anointing oil and lies

27 Apr, 26

They should have named the small intestine "semicolon."

St. Mgume @iammgume

07 Apr, 26

Two days after Easter and some of us have already sinned again!!!
Damn!

St. Mgume @iammgume

09 Apr, 26

Your parents gave you life (free of charge).
The rest that you're getting from them is a bonus.
Be grateful, for crying out loud!

[Lucky for you, abortion was "unheard of " those days and it was considered a "sacrilege" otherwise, your story would've been a different one (if you were to have one anyways)]

DigitalAgendaForum @digitalagendaforum

12 Apr, 26

Dear Cryptors, CRYPTO IS NOT CBDC — Stop Mixing Them Up

“Cryptocurrencies, such as Bitcoin and Ethereum, are decentralised by design. They operate on open, permissionless networks, free from direct government control. CBDCS, by contrast, are digital versions of a nation's fiat currency, issued and fully controlled by its central bank. One offers financial independence; the other extends state oversight.

Conflating the two only plays into regulatory narratives that seek to lump all digital assets under the same restrictive rules.”

Read more articles like these from our March issue of the Digital Agenda Insights Monthly Newsletter.⤵️
https://bit.ly/3Q3y40Q

#TheDigitalAgenda | #CBDCs | #ConvenienceOrControl

Eric Mwesigwa @mwesigwa

13 Apr, 26

The 17 minutes between 0950 and 1007 are not the same minutes between 0900 and 0917

St. Mgume @iammgume

13 Apr, 26

Loose lips sink ships

St. Mgume @iammgume

14 Apr, 26

"Show me bad energy and game on! I'll return it to you tenfold...."
But it's on his transport money where you draw the line!
I feel ya, sista!

St. Mgume @iammgume

14 Apr, 26

Apparently, "to the moon and back" is just ten days!
What do you mean you'll love me for 10 days?
C'mon!

St. Mgume @iammgume

14 Apr, 26

"I was with him when he had nothing" is completely different from "I supported him when he had nothing".
Let's be guided, dearies!

St. Mgume @iammgume

14 Apr, 26

14 Apr, 26

Generational wealth starts with a good thief. Take it the way you want.

St. Mgume @iammgume

16 Apr, 26

Currently, I'd love to cry, bit my schedule is so so sooo cluttered that I can't find the time to do so.

St. Mgume @iammgume

16 Apr, 26

I've come to realise that I might've rushed to buy a wallet!

St. Mgume @iammgume

16 Apr, 26

All the days of my miserable life,

St. Mgume @iammgume

16 Apr, 26

St. Mgume @iammgume

17 Apr, 26

Another day tonremind you that as much as I would want to wish you a quick recovery, its on HIV where i draw the line.

Eric Mwesigwa @mwesigwa

17 Apr, 26

If the people close to you are not feeding your delusions, then who will?
Yes. That person definitely likes you, they just don't like texting 😭💀😂

St. Mgume @iammgume

17 Apr, 26

The pain of wanting to quit but you remember that you don't like and know how to dig.

And to make matters worse, you don't have where to dig!

St. Mgume @iammgume

17 Apr, 26

You had to be there!

St. Mgume @iammgume

18 Apr, 26

St. Mgume @iammgume

20 Apr, 26

"You're up so early"
Bold of you to assume that I slept at all!

St. Mgume @iammgume

20 Apr, 26

You see how broke I am and not bothering anybody....
Now, if it's your turn to be broke, please behave.

St. Mgume @iammgume

20 Apr, 26

If he doesn't give you money, CHUCK HIM and find yourself a job.

St. Mgume @iammgume

20 Apr, 26

St. Mgume @iammgume

24 Apr, 26

Love, no matter how wicked it might be, is a great luxury to have.

24 Apr, 26

Social media killed romance...!!!

St. Mgume @iammgume

25 Apr, 26