Ascend

30 Jan, 26

Someone is rich selling ice in a hot country. Someone else is rich selling heaters in a cold one. Money is everywhere. I think you just need to be in the right place at the right time.

Ascend @ascendemmy

21 Dec, 25 (E)

People coming together for prayer challenges, Bible challenges etc.The unity in prayer circles is undeniable. But if it can be summoned for spiritual challenges, it can be directed at poverty challenges. 10,000 UGX per week by thousands of people x 1 month = a community's new beginning-financial freedom, that’s a God answered prayer.The method works. The choice is what it’s used for.
Why is this hard to understand!!!!!

Ascend @ascendemmy

21 Dec, 25

To our incredible community,

Wishing you a Holidays filled with connection, joy, and moments worth sharing. Thank you for making this platform what it is. your voices, creativity, and spirit are what we celebrate most.

Ascend @ascendemmy

21 Nov, 25

If you’re still worried about what people expect or think of you, you’re slowing down your own growth. Missing shots at life.
We all have different paths and timelines.
In the end, it’s you vs you. Focus on becoming the version of yourself you’re proud of. Most importantly Avoid judgy people they’ll shrink your confidence before you even start.
YOU DO YOU 😊…All that being said Don’t go out robbing people and doing Batman shit in the name of “YOU DO YOU” you’ll die. -Adios.

Ascend @ascendemmy

21 Nov, 25

I watched Kung Fu Panda 3 again today, and a single line resonated deeply. Mr. Ping, the goose, Po’s adoptive father, tells Mr. Li, Po’s biological father:
"Having you in Po's life doesn't mean less for me, it means more for Po"

Takeaway:Someone else's world growing does not mean yours is shrinking.
🙂we all can coexist

Ascend @ascendemmy

21 Oct, 25

Me: finally saves 50k
Life: “Perfect. Let’s break your phone.” 💀

Ascend @ascendemmy

21 Sep, 25

And besides, Did you have any other plans?

Ascend @ascendemmy

21 Sep, 25

Life summed up. 🙂‍↔️

https://open.spotify.com/t...

I'll Be There for You - Theme From "Friends" - song and lyrics by The Rembrandts | Spotify

Listen to I'll Be There for You - Theme From "Friends" on Spotify. Song · The Rembrandts · 1995

https://open.spotify.com/track/15tHagkk8z306XkyOHqiip?si=47770e21185a4b4e

Ascend @ascendemmy

21 Sep, 25

Guys how much is "I love you" 🥺
I’m asking on behalf of @mwesigwa and @iammgume

Ascend @ascendemmy

21 Sep, 25

Smh fishy is goin’ on. !!!
Tell me why in 2010 a month felt endless, but today…You blink and it’s a new month.
That doesn’t get you curious?!! 👀

Ascend @ascendemmy

21 Sep, 25

Me accepting an 3k job after investing Millions in my University Degree.

Ascend @ascendemmy

21 Jul, 25

First they take what you want, then what you need. Who are they?

Men

Women

Government

Thieves

13 people voted

Ascend @ascendemmy

21 Jun, 25

Taxes should be a subject in school.
We were ambushed as adults.
You earn 1M UGX, minus taxes= 700K.
Minus taxed rent, taxed transport, taxed food… and if you have a girlfriend 💀
You’re left with 15K, just enough for Netflix.
Now try explaining that to your cousins who think you’re rich.

Ascend @ascendemmy

21 May, 25

Most people think Ai is Chat GPT.😂
But there's lots of crazy Ai shit going on out here!
https://razertechnology.co...

Ascend @ascendemmy

21 May, 25

I’m that introvert in the office who wears noise-cancelling earbuds… and still listens at 80% + volume. At this point, it’s not just noise isolation, I can’t see anyone.
Might get fired. Oooh menh!

Ascend @ascendemmy

21 Apr, 25

Even today, there are still people who believe or think or know that all doctors are men and all nurses are women.
This is just one of many deep-rooted misconceptions in our society.
So the question is: who’s to blame?

Ascend @ascendemmy

21 Apr, 25

What’s your perspective about Ai (Artificial Intelligence) ? 10 years from Now.

Ascend @ascendemmy

21 Apr, 25

Since 2015, I’ve said “shit“ so many times daily, I’m probably on some kind of government watchlist.

Ascend @ascendemmy

21 Apr, 25

20-30 years.
These are the years when a man changes into the man they’re gonna become for the rest of their lives. Be careful who you change into.

Ascend @ascendemmy

21 Apr, 25

Just to be clear:
🥹 = happy tears/tears of joy
🥺 = sad face
Big difference.
Someone can’t be dead and you’re 🥹.
Someone can’t betray you and you’re 🥹.
Every detail matters, mehn!

Ascend @ascendemmy

21 Mar, 25

The best we can hope for is to die in our sleep!😊😌😂I dint know which emoji to use, but you get the idea

Ascend @ascendemmy

21 Mar, 25

I’ve tested programming & Designing.
I highly recommend plumbing

Ascend @ascendemmy

21 Feb, 25

My workmate's phone ringtone🥲 used to be my alarm while I was schooling. Every time their phone Rings.
Eeeei! 😫Winter Trauma

Ascend @ascendemmy

21 Feb, 25

They say armies met on battlefields, fought, and that was that..
Now the infants and cats are fighting a war they never signed up for.
One minute you’re watching Tom & Jerry, next you’re running for your life. 😹🥲

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Nix @hasfah

1 yr. ago

Since today it's a valentines day, don't be too good for some one who can't even climb a hill for you

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TechNick Agaba @technick4one

1 yr. ago

Random thought: I think we don't truly have a grasp on what it truly means to "be in love". It is an abstract wish that several feelings are attached to. When you experience certain feelings as a result of interacting with a certain individual, you brand the idea as being in love, which is okay, I suppose, but I don't think there is a generally acceptable universal feeling that qualifies as "being in love". Everyone experiences it differently, an evolutionary force that pushes us towards the idea of reproduction. It first convinces you that you are "in love" and once you give in, it releases you and you get exposed to the realities of how abstract an idea "being in love" is! As you were!

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Pinetworkafrica @pinetworkafrica

1 yr. ago

Less than ONE WEEK until Open Network, which will launch 8:00AM UTC, 11:00AM EAT, 9:00AM WAT on February 20, 2025!
What kinds of apps and utilities are you excited to use? Let us know in the comments!

Ascend @ascendemmy

1 yr. ago

My GrandMa' Installed the DopaNite App without anyone's help. And you guys need a tutorial?? 😂 😂 Cm on! guys.
https://dopanite.com

DopaNite

A social media platform where the only limit is your imagination

https://dopanite.makcrane.com/

Ascend @ascendemmy

1 yr. ago

DopaNite is available in 12 languages!
We’re currently working on Swahili, Hindi, Amharic, Somali & Luganda.
We’ looking for contributors/ well-wishers to join the linguistic team. Let’s build together! #DopaNite #GlobalCommunity
https://dopanite.com

DopaNite

A social media platform where the only limit is your imagination

https://dopanite.makcrane.com//guest

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Rocs @roland

1 yr. ago

😂😂😂💀💀