Logo
Eric Mwesigwa @mwesigwa
10 Feb, 26
Perhaps I'll prove this when I eventually have one 💀😂
Nix @hasfah
10 Feb, 26
We are all fighting and trying for nothing. Close that laptop and sleep.
Marie @marie
23 Jan, 26
Dear Men, if you get bored, call a womans rights group and ask to speak to the man in charge.

Thank me later.😂
Marie @marie
25 Jan, 26
Some of the most useless people are people who criticise and taunt people who are trying to get somewhere. When people taunt you, it is because they are afraid of you and they are afraid you might make it. Give no ear to them. ~Prophet Elvis
00:00 @iammgume
27 Jan, 26
POV: *When you married for looks and yansh*

*Junior's homework arrives*
You: Honey , help Junior with his homework... I'm kinda tied up at the moment.
Thanks, love you!

*THE NEXT DAY:
*You're checking through Junior's homework book and you see PORK JOINT as the answer to "Name one joint found in the human body"
00:00 @iammgume
07 Feb, 26
Hey, I heard you're a wild one.....
Eric Mwesigwa @mwesigwa
09 Feb, 26
Whose?
Rocs @roland
09 Feb, 26
Damn... Wasn't ready for such an answer
Marie @marie
10 Feb, 26
A lot of life could honestly be easier if we acted a little more like normal human beings and stopped trying to complicate things.
Which brings me back to Valentine’s day.

Human beings one day decided it would be a day for love. The same human beings turned it into a day of gift Olympics. Surprisingly, on this day of LOVE, all the talk about different “love languages” disappears, and everyone's language is now receiving gifts. 😭 Words of affirmation? Quality time? Acts of service? They all go on leave. Some people even buy gifts for themselves just to prove they were loved on this day. At this point, Valentine’s day is just another Boxing Day just with more pressure and fewer discounts.

What really annoys me isn’t the gifts themselves, I don't mind them, but the noise around them. The podcast seatings, the subtle announcements of expectations, the trends everyone feels pressured to follow, and the endless arguments about which gifts are acceptable and which ones are “an insult
Marie @marie
10 Feb, 26
Instead, we play games. We hold back information; rom-com style where one tiny omission creates chaos for years which could have been avoided with one honest sentence. Anyway, it is for the plot but I find it stupid. 😂
We create mountains out of small things, let people assume things about us, then get offended when they do, and still don't clarify. Now there are podcasts dedicated to decoding silence, late replies, and “good morning” texts. We even come up with personality types, disorders, and illnesses to describe someone who just won’t open their mouth to say yes or no.

This has gone to almost all areas of life. Eating became diets, detoxes, cheat days, and guilt. Rest turned into productivity anxiety. Friendship grouped into “low maintenance vs high maintenance.” Liking someone now requires strategy, timing, rules, and screenshots for group analysis. Everything is so technical, performative, tricky. So much work for lazy people like me. 😂
00:00 @iammgume
07 Feb, 26
If I didn't know better, I'd be looking for you, just to give you a hug, because this post is "mwah!" Kudos!

But then again, I assume you have "creep" , "stalker", "weirdo" and "restraining order" on your vocabulary as well.

Although I wonder what the point of life is l, if one can't look for someone, get to meet them and (if possible) get to hug them for jotting such a masterpiece, for fear of being regarded a creep.
Eric Mwesigwa @mwesigwa
09 Feb, 26
"ignorance is bliss*
Eric Mwesigwa @mwesigwa
09 Feb, 26
As a single person, why are you wearing earphones when walking in public?
00:00 @iammgume
10 Feb, 26
Marie @marie
10 Feb, 26
Valentine’s day reminds me of something I've been thinking about for a while now; how human beings are so talented at turning simple, beautiful things into full-time problems.

It normally feels like life is full of problems, but sometimes I wonder if they’re really that many or if we’re just constantly creating more. We take something good, simple, complicate it, and then begin to complain. Before you know it, there are talk shows, podcasts, panel discussions, people building serious careers around fixing things that common sense and a little honesty could have solved.

Communication for example; God gifted us with the ability to communicate in various forms what we want, what we don't want, what we feel, get a response, so we know how to proceed. We can create spaces that allow others to communicate, respond honestly as well, and then move on with life. Reactions may not always be positive, but clarity has a way of phasing things out.
Nix @hasfah
06 Feb, 26
Life was simpler because we were ignorant, not because it was healthier. Which is annoying, I know. Knowledge ruins the vibe before it saves your life.
Back then, you were just “attached,” not diagnosing yourself at 2 a.m. You were “in love,” not Googling whether it was manipulation. You stopped talking because it hurt, not because you were enforcing “no contact” like it’s a legal clause. Fewer words, fewer spirals, more confusion you just sat with.
But here’s the annoying truth. Those words exist because people got hurt. Repeatedly. They are labels for patterns that were wrecking lives quietly while everyone pretended it was romance or loyalty or patience. Language didn’t create the mess. It just turned the lights on.
That said, we’ve swung too far. Now everything is a red flag, every emotion is a disorder, and every breakup needs a strategy deck. Sometimes you’re not anxiously attached. Sometimes you just liked someone. Sometimes it wasn’t love bombing. Sometimes they were just in
Ascend @ascendemmy
06 Feb, 26
Now this!!! 💯
Nix @hasfah
07 Feb, 26
@DopaNite do you need us to sleep here or? Please tell us we shall do anything for that package
Ascend @ascendemmy
06 Feb, 26
Everyone needs therapy once every 3months. @DopaNite should be able to cover this fee for its users in future
Marie @marie
02 Feb, 26
Ascend @ascendemmy
04 Feb, 26
!nteresting 😂😂. This is a campaign
Marie @marie
02 Feb, 26
In every aspect of life, I have never seen someone who is always a victim do well.
They complain their lives away. They never do anything productive because they assume someone else owes them and will give them the life they desire. 😂

Someone may have genuinely done you wrong, but once you take a permanent seat in the victim’s corner and dwell there, no amount of guilt they feel will ever change your life.
And, that posture blinds you to your own actions that contribute to how badly you are doing.

Look at communities that still blame colonialism and slavery for their current state. You would think they were the only ones colonized or enslaved but they weren’t.
Their fellows just don't whine about it. They chose productivity and the fruits there of are evident.
00:00 @iammgume
06 Feb, 26
What makes a grown man wanna cry?
Nix @hasfah
06 Feb, 26
life was simpler when we didn’t know big words like “anxious attachment” “love bombing” & “no contact”
Nix @hasfah
31 Jan, 26
I am letting everyone be wrong about me!!!
Nix @hasfah
31 Jan, 26
I want the kind of money that lets me show up for my people. Even if I can’t fix everything, i want to at least soften the moment. To send food. To send transport fare. To send ice-cream money on a hard day.
I am tired of saying sorry,
Nix @hasfah
31 Jan, 26
There are people you meet maybe once or twice in a lifetime who will genuinely take interest in helping you grow, succeed, and walk in your purpose.
They will do it without an agenda, without needing credit, or expecting anything back. They will move from love, not self-interest.
It's important that you recognize them because they're a gift, and it's even more important that you become that kind of person too.
Nix @hasfah
31 Jan, 26
Every one says I am lonely, please explain the type of lonely you are. Sometimes we don't forget it
Nix @hasfah
31 Jan, 26
I have been reading some books and I have come to realise most writers want us to follow the same paths and patterns. No , we won't! We are tired!!!
Marie @marie
29 Jan, 26
One thing I’ve realized is that most advice and information seems to matter until the actual moment of decision which isn't always calm and perfect. Then all that information flies out the window, and you decide impulsively based on who you are or who you’ve become.

Having a lot of information doesn’t really help. What helps is improving yourself, so that even on impulse, you’re still making the right decisions.