Your parents gave you life (free of charge).
The rest that you're getting from them is a bonus.
Be grateful, for crying out loud!

[Lucky for you, abortion was "unheard of " those days and it was considered a "sacrilege" otherwise, your story would've been a different one (if you were to have one anyways)]

A generation that lives at their workplaces and visits their homes over the weekend and on public holidays.....
We're cooked! Nay! Scratch that!
We're ducked!!!

Honey, I hate to pop your bubble but someone had to do it. So here's the thing: You're not the main character and you never was! Shocking , right?
I know! Truly devastating news. Take a moment and let that sink in!

You see, outside of your parents, maybe your crush, nobody is watching you like that Diddy Netflix series. Everyone else is too busy getting back shots from life to notice your new haircut, that tiny acne breakout on your protruding forehead, that poorly applied mascara that doesn't match your skin colour or those leggings that you like to put on because they keep your left bum elevated and on the same level as your right one.

Truth is, people are far too consumed with their own chaos to audit yours.

So relax. Embarrass yourself. Wear the weird outfit. Listen to that ridiculous song on repeat and sing along with your hoarse voice. DM that crush of yours and when time comes, kick the bucket like you're your team's last hope at the world cup finals penalty shootout

With all the cocaine in the entire wide world and somehow your nose is still in my fuckin' BUSINESS.....

i was in prison,watching,the scribes and the pharisees,say that i would never come out,now i'm out,when i came out,i watched the scribes and the pharisees say,ceaser cannot run the system again,🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣jokes on you motherfuckers

How lucky are we to exist as a species you wonder? The chances are 1 in 400 trillion, excluding the chances of a life permitting universe since it's number is so big we can't fathom it. ( you and me, the other smart guys can😭💀)
"In short, your existence is so unlikely it's almost mathematically impossible "
ChatGPT
From being the right sperm charging into the right ovum, out of a few million of them and all other factors I've chosen to leave out, only for you to not to have your crap(could have used a better word) together 😐.
We didn't come this far only to stop here

The only way to get out of a terrible job is to suck a tit

I think I've got it figured out (I guess...)
To love someone is to have the ability to stomach their ugly side without whining (publicly or privately)
You just own it and suck it up for the rest of your life till death do you part ( might've strayed to the definition of marriage somewhere, but who's gonna judge?)
(:

Autocorrect: changing 'duck' to a four-letter word since smartphones existed. - Tech musings, huh!!! 😕

If life sucks as much as the realists make it seem, why then do they despise those that have the ability to escape it by means of delusion?